“Bargaining, Part Two” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Tara

I know how to help Willow and Xander.

[looking at Tara quizzically] Yoga?

Xander

I know we've been going straight because I've been following the North Star.

Willow

Xander, that's not the North Star, it's an airplane.

Xander

Demons, ah. There's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us.

Not looking too good.

Xander

I don't see you winning any beauty pageants. Not unless the "Miss my face fell off" contest gets going.

Big axe you got there.

Xander

Better to cut you down to size, grandma.

Willow

Look, we don't want trouble, you don't want trouble.

Actually we do want trouble. We're Demons. We're pretty much all about trouble.

Buffy

Dawnie, I had to.

Dawn

Buffy? Buffy. Buffy. How-- Is it you? I mean, really? What are you-- No! Don't! Don't jump, Buffy. Don't move! Just walk to me. Please! Please? I'm your sister, Dawn. We were up here together, and then, you went away. And you don't want to do that again. I don't know how you're back, but you are, and please, just stay still. [screams] Or-or move, but-but towards me, because the tower was built by crazy people and I don't think it's holding up very well. Talk to me. Say something!

Buffy

Is this hell?

Dawn

What?

Buffy

Is this hell?

Dawn

No! Buffy, no! You're here... with me. Whatever happened to you, whatever you've been through, it's-it's over now. You're-- [screams] We have to get off of this tower!

Buffy

It was so clear... on this spot. I remember how... shiny... and clear everything was. But, now, now--

Dawn

Buffy, please listen to me. You told me I had to be strong. And I've tried. But it's been so hard without you. I'm sorry. I promise I'll do better. I will... if you're with me. Stay with me, please! I need you to live. Live for-- [screams] Buffy!

Buffy

Dawn.

Dawn

Buffy!

Buffy

Dawn!

Dawn

[screams] Buffy? Buffy. You're-- You're-- You're really here. You're alive, and you're home. You're home.