You have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.
It's as if you know me.
S2 E4Inca Mummy Girl
DMDevon MacLeish
What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme to A Summer Place. I can't discuss it here.
DDevon
You're too picky, man. Do you know how many girls you could have? You're lead guitar, Oz. It's currency!
I'm not picky. You're just impressed by any pretty girl that can walk and talk.
DDevon
She doesn't have to talk.
You are always thinking of others before yourself. You remind me of someone from very long ago. The Inca Princess.
Cool! A princess.
They told her that she was the only one. That only she could defend her people from the nether world. Out of all the girls in her generation... she was the only one... chosen. Do you know the story?
It's fairly familiar.
She was sixteen, like us. She was offered as a sacrifice and went to her death. Who knows what she had to give up to fulfill her duty to others?
Okay, I have something to tell you. And it's kind of a secret, and it's, um, a little bit scary. I like you. A lot. And I want you to go to with me the dance.
[laughs] Why was that so scary?
Well, because you never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if... she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Hmm. Then you are very courageous.
I just, present company excluded, I have the worst taste in women of anyone in the world, ever.
Ampata wasn't evil. At least not to begin with, and... I-I do think she cared about you.
Yeah, but I think that whole sucking the life out of people thing would have been a strain on the relationship.
She was gypped. She was just a girl, and she had her life taken away from her. I remember how I felt when I heard the prophecy that I was gonna die. I wasn't exactly obsessed with doing the right thing.
Yeah, but you did. You gave up your life.
I had you to bring me back.
Buffy, I do not have any lipstick.
Oh, you can borrow one of mine. There should be some on the desk.
What is that?
The station sent the rest of your stuff.
Oh, of-of course. I-I forgot all about it. I will unpack it later.
No worries. I can do it.
But you must get ready for the dance.
I'm not going.
Why not?
I have work to do, Crime Club work. It's really nothing for you to worry about.
Oh, I am not worried, thanks to Xander.
He seems very happy around you.
I am happy, too. Mmm, this one?
Oh, no, that clashes. There should be a gold one in there somewhere.
Thank you. You're always thinking of others before yourself. You remind me of someone from very long ago, the Inca Princess.
Cool. A princess.
They told her that she was the only one, that only she could defend her people from the netherworld. Out of all the girls in her generation, she was the only one--
Chosen.
You know the story?
It's fairly familiar.
She was 16, like us. She was offered as a sacrifice and went to her death. Who knows what she had to give up to fulfill her duty to others? What chance at love?
Who knows? I'll just unpack the rest of your stuff for you.
No, really, let me.
Oh! That's Xander and Willow. I'll get it.
S2 E5Reptile Boy
I knew this was gonna happen.
What? What do you think is happening?
You're 16 years old, I'm 241.
I've done the math.
You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you want.
Oh, no, I, I think I do. I want out of this conversation.
Listen, if we date, you and I both know one thing's going to lead to another.
One thing already has led to another. You think it's a little late to be reading me a warning label?
I'm just trying to protect you. This could get out of control.
Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
[grabs her roughly] This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
No. When you kiss me I want to die.
Well, say it.
I'm not gonna say it.
You lied to Giles.
'Cause she will.
I wasn't lying. I was just... protecting him from information that he wouldn't be able to... digest properly.
Like a corn dog.
Like you don't have a sick mother, but you'd rather go to a frat party where there's gonna be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy.
Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho, rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
There's no orgies!
Angel barely says two words to me.
Don't you hate that?
And when he does, he treats me like I'm a child.
That bastard!
You know, at least Tom can carry on a conversation.
Yeah! (pause) Tom? Who's Tom?
The frat guy.
Oh, Buffy, I don't think so. Frying pan, fire? You know what I'm sayin'?
She lied to me?
Well...
Did... she have a date?
(to Angel) Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you gave her the brush-off! (to Giles) And you never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she's the Chosen One, but you're killing her with the pressure! I mean, she's sixteen going on forty! (to Angel) And you! I mean, you're gonna live forever! You don't have time for a cup of coffee?? [Awkward beat.] Okay, I don't feel better now, and we've got to help Buffy.
I told one lie, I had one drink.
Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words "let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture.
You did it. You saved us. I've never been so happy to see anyone in my whole. You guys. I just... hate you guys. The weirdest things always happen when you around. And you, you're going to jail for 15,000 years.
I told one lie. I had one drink.
Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words "let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture.
I'm sorry.
So am I. I... I drive you too hard because I know what you have to face. From now on, no-no more pushing, no more prodding. Just, um, an inordinate amount of nudging.
S2 E6Halloween
It's too bad we can't sneak a look at the Watcher Diaries and read up on Angel. I'm sure it's full of fun facts to know and tell.
Yeah. It's too bad. That stuff is private.
Also Giles keeps them in his office. In his personal files.
Most importantly, it would be wrong.
Angel's a vampire, I thought you knew.
Oh, he's a vampire! Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs.
It's true.
You know what I think? I just think you're trying to scare me off 'cause you're afraid of the competition. Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.
[Buffy admonishes Willow on her choice of a boring ghost costume.]
It's just ... You're never gonna get noticed if you keep hiding! You're missing the whole point of Halloween.
Free candy?
It's "come as you aren't" night! The perfect chance for a girl to get sexy and wild, with no repercussions.
Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals spaz.
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