Buffy, Xander and others in “Reptile Boy”

Well, say it.

I'm not gonna say it.

You lied to Giles.

'Cause she will.

I wasn't lying. I was just... protecting him from information that he wouldn't be able to... digest properly.

Like a corn dog.

Like you don't have a sick mother, but you'd rather go to a frat party where there's gonna be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy.

Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho, rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?

There's no orgies!