VThe Vulture
You were workin' a case! I frickin' knew it; you're a liar!
MWMadeline Wuntch
And you! You can't do anything except disobey orders and screw up!
BBob
I'm disappointed, too, Ray.
No one cares, Bob. And after all your so-called detective work you didn't even get the right guy! Raymond, Raymond, Raymond-
Do not interrupt me! Raymond, Raymond, Raymond, Raymond- seven times, once for every day your juicy, insubordinate ass is suspended.
VThe Vulture
Same goes for you, Peralta, 'cept for the juicy ass part, 'cause your ass is stupid.
Now get the hell outta my office!
[Jake and Holt leave Wuntch's office, but Jake stops once they're outside.]
Wait a minute, sir. You know what? Screw this!
[Jake confidently goes back into Wuntch's office but comes back seconds later.]
It's ten days now. Shouldn't have gone back in.
Did you get the other guy?
Someone named Bob Anderson.
Oh, my God. Amy, I have to go. [Hangs up.] Bob is working for Figgis!
He must've been the one who deleted all those digital files! And he tried to have Wielan killed!
But he helped us with the heist and there was nothing about him in the paper file!
Yeah! Cause that wasn't the real file! We have to call Holt. Come on, Captain, pick up! Pick up!
[Cut to the hospital room where Holt and Bob were waiting; Bob has drawn his pistol and is aiming it at Holt.]
BBob
Don't answer that, Raymond. And now I'm going to have to kill you.
[The lights in Diaz's apartment go out while the detectives are trying to interrogate Bob.]
BBob
Time's up. Looks like Figgis found you.
[Cut to several minutes later.]
That's the last of the candles.
Is that multi-wick? [Sniffs] Am I smelling basil and tangerine?
It's called Summer's Kiss.
What the hell is goin' on with you?
BBob
I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they'd find me.
[A red laser dot is being aimed into the room.]
[The laser dot moves towards Bob and aims steadily at him.]
BBob
Whoah! Whoah, whoah, whoah! Wrong guy, wrong guy!
[Jake tackles Bob as the glass vase behind him shatters.]
Stay away from the windows!
[Jake and Holt get a coffee table and turn it on its side, and they and Bob take cover.]
BBob
My God! What the hell's going on? They tried to kill me! [Two more vases shatter.] Oh, we have to get out of here and we have to get out of here now.
It's cool. I have a panic room.
Yes! There's the Rosa I know! Summer's Kiss my ass!
But it won't fit all of us.
Well, looks like Bob's the odd man out. Bye, Bob!
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