Scenes with Hawkins 4
Ocampo got away. [Looks at one of the two men Diaz has caught] What happened to him?
Dumb-dumb tried to jump down the stairs. Shattered his ankle. Foot's all floppy.
Great. Let's get 'em back to the 9-9, see if Floppy Foot and his friend know where our man's hiding.
MHMelanie Hawkins
They don't know anything. They're undercover cops.
Crap, that's Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins.
I know; she's literally my hero. Hello, Lieutenant Hawkins!
HHawkins
You idiots just ruined a three-month operation.
My name is Detective Ignatius Pettyfeather IX! That's I-G- [Hawkins gives him a look of disgust and walks away.] Nacious...
This place is awesome. I've always wanted to work in a covert facility.
I know; we're in a black site, Rosa. I bet they have some awesome name for it.
HHawkins
Welcome to The Slaughterhouse.
Told ya. Hey, listen- we know you told us to stop looking for Ocampo, but we figured we'd find him for you, try and make things right.
HHawkins
It's all good. I'm not mad. I checked out your files; you guys do good stuff. I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. You think you can do that?
Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute?
HHawkins
Yes. I've seen it happen.
HHawkins
So, why don't you both come back tomorrow and we'll start working this together? And who knows- if you find the guy, I got an open spot on my squad. Maybe one of you could fill it.
Or, maybe one of us could fill it.
What you said, better. Rosa, leave now?
So, not sure if Paxton told you, but we brought in a perp earlier.
Good-looking guy, weird energy.
HHawkins
Yeah, did you get anything?
No, he didn't know jack. But we surprisingly noticed that there was a camera in the room.
And we really need that footage.
Let's just say, in the course of questioning him, he may have accidentally fallen down a couple of times.
If the wrong person saw that tape, they might get the wrong idea.
HHawkins
You know, I saw the tape. And it was shocking- how clumsy that guy actually was.
HHawkins
And you know the funny thing is, I meant to save the file, but I deleted it by accident.
Guess we're all a little clumsy.
Yes, indeed. I stepped on my omelette this morning. Not pertinent. Let's continue with our covert conversation.
HHawkins
You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. You wanna come?
I should warn you- me and Rosa go pretty hard.
HHawkins
Great; bring some coke.
NNYPD Officer
NYPD! Hands up! Weapons down!
Great work, boys. We're cops. Wait, where's Captain Holt?
NNYPD Officer
Who's Captain Holt? I don't know a Captain Holt.
We're NYPD officers; this is an undercover operation.
HHawkins
That's a lie, Peralta. You're the Golden Gang. We've been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you.
Hawkins? How did you get over there? Who are they?
HHawkins
You tell me. They're your crew.
[NYPD officers take off the masks of two robbers wearing the same type clothing and masks as Jake and Rosa.]
RRobber
They got us, Jake. It's over.
I've never seen them before! What is going on?
HHawkins
Good job, everyone! We finally got the Golden Gang! [Approaches Jake, turns him around to handcuff him] I can't believe you thought you were gonna take me down.
You're not gonna get away with this!
HHawkins
Oh, I already did. And Captain Holt won't be able to get you out of this one.
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