I had a dream last night. And we got married, and moved into the Poor House! And do you know how I knew it was the Poor House? Because there was a sign that said "The Poor House"!
S6 E22State of the Unions
S7 E1Show Me the Love
[about his haircut] It's not gonna grow back; I got my receipt!
Oh, wait Mr. Feeny! Great news; I don't have to sleep in your car any more.
You've been sleeping in my car? Since when?
Since I got kicked out of the apartment. I usually wait for you and Dean Whats-her-head to go to bed and then I kinda curl up in the back seat. Unless, of course, I have company over.
You have company in my car?!
Thursday's spaghetti night.
S7 E2For Love and Apartments
Cory, before we actually start interfering with these people's lives, don't you think we should find out why they actually split up in the first place?
It's insignificant, Shawnie. It's unimportant. Okay, this is Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence. We've known these people all our lives. They're in love with each other and they do not want to split up. Trust me, I once caught him grabbing her tushy and going, "Ah-ooga!" [pumps arm]
You know something, I'm gonna stand up to you, just like Feeny told me to. And then you're both gonna back down. You know why? 'Cause you are a bully by definition.
MMankind
Would you like to fly through the air or go through the wall?
Hmm... Air, please. [Mankind picks him up and throws him] Woo-hoo!
S7 E3Angela's Men
SMSgt. Moore
Matthews!
Sir, yes sir!
SMSgt. Moore
You are a disgrace to this university, this country and humanity in general!
[flattered] Oh, wow!
SMSgt. Moore
[to Eric] Drop and give me twenty!
Fine. [drops to the floor and holds up a twenty-dollar bill] Dude, you better pay me back!
Go Away!
Milk Man!
There aren't any milk men anymore.
...Cow!
S7 E4No Such Thing as a Sure Thing
[Feeny is grading papers at his desk when Eric rides in, dressed as a bicyclist and honking his horn.]
Ah, the Tour de Idiot.
[phony Italian accent] Hi, I'm from-a Italy...
Shut up.
Eric, I am going to make this so simple that even you can understand it.
You can try.
S7 E5You Light Up My Union
Tell me what you're gonna do.
I'm gonna take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Very good, keep saying it.
Take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Keep saying it!
Take the money to the bank; deposit it and come right back.
[Cut to Eric walking into the bank]
Take my mommy to see Frank, clean my closet, take a nap. Where am I? [looks in wallet] Ooh, money.
[reading the titles of the videos the girls rented] "Estrogen on Parade," "Put Down the Seat," and "These Shoes or These Shoes."
S7 E6They're Killing Us
We had no idea planning a wedding would be so hard.
It's like riding a pogo stick in a mine field. BOOM! Boing. BOOM! Boing...
[referring to Eric] You know he's gonna drop the rings down the minister's pants.
And dive right in after them.
With both hands. Causing the minister to freak.
And cough.
And cough. And they'll knock over the candles and set the entire church on fire.
And here comes the fire department with their hoses and axes, chopping up everything in sight. And Topanga's gonna blame --
Me! And I don't get nothin' on the honeymoon!
Do you understand that you owe me?
Yes.
Do you intend to pay me?
Yes.
In the road?
Yes, in the road.
And you'll call me Don Francisco?
Yes.
Yes...who?
Yes, Don Francisco.
Alright, I'll marry you!
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