That's okay. You're my friend, and I'm gonna teach you how to be poor.
Would ya?
Well, it's not gonna be easy. You come from a world of many pants.
S4 E3I Ain't Gonna Spray Lettuce No More
Might I suggest, for the sake of communal bliss, that you outfit yourselves with one of those two-person sleeping bags that are currently on sale at Kendall's?
George, you rascal!
I go camping...I don't fish...You do the math.
Eighteen dollars for socks? Come on, man!
SOStore Owner
They are thermal, they are double-layered, and they are moisture-proof!
They're eighteen dollars, and they're socks! I'm a teacher, not a heart surgeon!
S4 E4Fishing for Virna
I am here with a heavy heart to reveal that somebody has something he would like to return to you.
[Herman steps up and pulls a shampoo bottle from behind his back.]
Of all the valuable things we have in this trailer, and you steal our shampoo? What kind of little weird thief are you?
HHerman
I am sorry for my transgression and the betrayal of your trust. With that said, I return your Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.
[smelling Herman's hair] You used some, didn't you?
HHerman
I am shamefaced.
Eight lanes and not one stinking island. You gotta be Moses to get across that highway!
S4 E5Shallow Boy
You think this is funny?
No, Mistress Topanga, I think this is the opposite of funny. I think it's...wood.
CCorinna
I'm surprised you had the guts to show up.
[seeing her Goth look] I'm surprised you're out when the sun is up.
CCorinna
You don't want to see me any more, do you?
Oh, oh, it's more than that. I want to put you on a rocketship and send you to planet Flaflooga.
[After seeing Corinna's new song Shallow Boy]
Oh, that could be about anyone.
Well the next song is called Eric Matthews, You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know This Song Before It Was About You.
I'm famous!
[After hearing Corinna's new song Shallow Boy]
Oh come on there's 2 billon people in the world this could be about anyone.
Track 2 Eric Matthews, You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know The Song Before This Was About You.
I'm famous!
S4 E6Janitor Dad
Mr. Feeny, you're on my side?
Frightening, isn't it?
VVirna
What did you say?
What did I say?
VVirna
You said "We work." We don't work, I work. I work like a pig!
Good thing, because we got a whole microwave full of bills to pay.
S4 E7Singled Out
Shawn, I refuse to believe anything from those stupid tabloids.
It's the New York Times, baby.
This is New York Times Trailer Park edition!
It's exactly the same, except you can eat it!
For once, just listen to me, man. In the classroom under my desk is a key. The key will open ariport locker number B-378. In the locker, you will find a tattered plaid valise. In the valise, you will find my homework for five years. See, for all these years I understood everything. I'm actually a brilliant student.
What is the capital of Montana?
You're not going to the airport, are ya?
S4 E8Dangerous Secret
You know we've lived in the same room for 15 years and you never even told me about your first time.
Remember Mitchell Davis?
That's an unexpected surprise- how 'bout your second time?
Bear with me. Now, you know that Mitch and I were always competing: Who could- who could run the fastest, who could shoot the most baskets, who could catch the most flies...
Oh, please, get to it.
Well, one day Mitch shows up here with a brand new bike; three-speed, emerald green, speedometer on the handle.
Wait, that's the same one you had.
Right that's why Mitch got his but you see, to show me up, Mitch's didn't have any training wheels on it. So I beg Dad, "Dad you gotta take these training wheels off". Dad said I wasn't ready. Well apparently Mitch wasn't either because one day we're riding down Oakhurst Drive...
Ah, Dead Man's Hill.
Right. Mitch falls off his bike, slams his head into a couple of trash cans, and that my friend is why Mitchell Davis repeated the sixth grade eleven times.
Eric what could this possibly have to do with me and Topanga and moving past kissing?
Cory, sex is like a bike without training wheels. Try it before you're ready, you're gonna fall off and break your head.
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