Shawn, I'm gonna do something I haven't done since you were a very little boy.
Get a job?
S3 E20I Never Sang for My Legal Guardian
[Chet is taking Turner's television]
Dad, that's Mr. Turner's TV.
Well heck, you've been here for a year. Besides, teachers shouldn't be watching television anyway.
S3 E21The Happiest Show on Earth
I came here to woo her, and by gum, woo her I will.
[talking to Amber the dolphin] So, Amber, you're separated from your mate, huh? I know how you feel. Not that Topanga's my mate or anything, I just believe she is. It's funny, though. People tell you to get on with your life, go date, there's plenty of other fish in the sea. Like I need to tell you! See, we know that once we've met that special person, it's hard to live knowing they're out there, and they're the only one you care about. All those things I did, I wasn't trying to impress her, I just didn't know how to express my feelings. Well, at least I tried, huh? And now I'm talking to a fish. [tosses a fish to Amber] See ya, Amber.
Alan (talking to Cory): For starters, this house and school are the only two places you're gonna see for the next month.
A month? I got more the time I said [bleep]!
Amy and Alan (together): Morgan!
Alan (talking to Morgan): You... get up to your room there, you're grounded for... two months!
I gotta learn self-control.
S3 E22Brother Brother
[about graduating] You know, I don't think I could have done this without everyone in this room believing in me. That's why this diploma, which signifies my intelligence, belongs as much to you as it does to I.
[correcting] Me.
I included you.
Oh, dear.
You know you guys never sent me to camp.
Are you insane?
We tried to send you to camp when you were eight, but we had to come and take you home.
Everyday you sent us letters telling us they were conducting medical experiments on you.
And they were!
S4 E1You Can Go Home Again
[eating pie] Oh, oh, that is delicious! What kind is this?
GGuy
Pie.
AMAmish Man
Young friend, how far art thou traveling?
Me?
AMAmish Man
Yes, thee.
Ah, well I'm going to Philadelphia.
AMAmish Man
Well, I'm going as far as that farmhouse, there.
That farmhouse there?
AMAmish Man
Yes. That farmhouse, there.
I see. Well I'm going to Philadelphia.
AMAmish Man
Well, I could take you as far as that farmhouse, there.
And that's very nice of you, but maybe I'll just wait for some form of transportation that involves...combustion.
AMAmish Man
I understand. But if you change your mind, I'll be at that farmhouse, there.
Yes, but see if that's as far as you're going then it does me no good.
AMAmish Man
That is true. But my intent was just, and my heart is pure. [rides off]
Also does me no good.
Eric we have to go home and here's why, I'm completly out of clean underwear.
Eh' Big deal, I ran out a week ago. I'm sittin' pretty.
Yes but you see, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've also run out of pants.
[Eric screams]
I want to go home.
I want you in pants!
S4 E2Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow
Check it out, I already made up a theme song. [singing]
When a crime breaks out,
All the cute girls shout
"Get the good-looking guy"!
When there's a crime out there,
He's gonna comb his hair,
'Cuz he's the good-looking guy!
[stops singing and winks]
Book 'em, good-looking!
Every time I get a haircut, it looks terrible for about six weeks. Then it looks good for, like, a day, then it's time for a new haircut. It's what I call the "Haircut Cycle of Shame."
Cory, one little haircut is not going to change me.
Where are you going?
This outfit with this hair? Hello, buh bye, I am so at the mall.
S4 E3I Ain't Gonna Spray Lettuce No More
Dad? You can't quit! I can't support this family! I am not a monkey!
Wow! And to think you were my only rich friend.
Comfortable. Never rich.
Indoor plumbing? Rich.
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