Cory and Eric in “Dangerous Secret”

You know we've lived in the same room for 15 years and you never even told me about your first time.

Remember Mitchell Davis?

That's an unexpected surprise- how 'bout your second time?

Bear with me. Now, you know that Mitch and I were always competing: Who could- who could run the fastest, who could shoot the most baskets, who could catch the most flies...

Oh, please, get to it.

Well, one day Mitch shows up here with a brand new bike; three-speed, emerald green, speedometer on the handle.

Wait, that's the same one you had.

Right that's why Mitch got his but you see, to show me up, Mitch's didn't have any training wheels on it. So I beg Dad, "Dad you gotta take these training wheels off". Dad said I wasn't ready. Well apparently Mitch wasn't either because one day we're riding down Oakhurst Drive...

Ah, Dead Man's Hill.

Right. Mitch falls off his bike, slams his head into a couple of trash cans, and that my friend is why Mitchell Davis repeated the sixth grade eleven times.

Eric what could this possibly have to do with me and Topanga and moving past kissing?

Cory, sex is like a bike without training wheels. Try it before you're ready, you're gonna fall off and break your head.