You're my girlfriend and I love you and... and... God we should be at, like, ninth base by now.
S4 E8Dangerous Secret
S4 E9Sixteen Candles and 400-lb. Men
Hey, Hunter! [walks over to Shawn, who is sleeping] Hey! [taps Shawn] How were you affected by that reading?
[in his sleep] I don't wanna go to school, Daddy. Cory's reading poetry.
You get your butt out of that bed and get to class!
[still sleeping] Okay... okay. [eyes closed, stands up clumsily and stumbles out of the class]
[deadpan] Gee, I wonder what's gonna happen.
VVader
[to Cory] I remember you, little man. You're in my son's poetry class. You're a bad influence! [leans in closely] I should crush you like garlic and put you in my spaghetti!
S4 E10Turkey Day
I told you this was a great idea
It's an episode of Cops waiting to happen.
So, the Hunters' trailer is right over there.
The one that looks like all the other ones?
Yeah, that's it.
I'm sure you're all aware of the conflict in Burundi, which is now spilling over into Rwanda and Uganda.
He's making these names up.
He's finally run out of stuff to teach.
The Burundian conflict centers on class differences between the poorer Hutus and the richer Tutsis.
We're gonna have to put a bag over him and drag him out of the room.
That way we save his dignity.
S4 E11An Affair to Forget
[reading from Eric's one-man play] "There I was on the dusty, dirty highway. The hot wind howled like a kind of howling, hot, windy thing."
June 24, 1978: I... am... BORN! Sadat and Begin win the Nobel Peace Prize. John Paul II (eye-eye) is elected the new Pope. And a new dance craze sweeps the nation. [strikes a disco pose] Remember? Remember? 1984: I poo-poo on a bus. Nobody likes me.
If it's any consolation, I think you can do a lot better than Jennifer Bassett.
You think so?
Wait a minute, Topanga, have you looked at her?
Okay, so she's pretty, she's tall, she drives a red new convertible, heck, I'd go out with her.
I am five again, and I don't know which cubby is mine! Crossroads...nap time.
S4 E12Easy Street
[Shawn and Cory are sleeping in Turner's class. Shawn is snoring and Cory is making a yipping noise.]
Interesting. In my class, Mr. Hunter handles the yipping.
[wakes up] Shawn! It's both of 'em!
[wakes up and looks around, nervous] Oh, no. Now I don't know which class I slept through.
Mr. Turner, what if my choice is to not do the assignment?
You want this one, George?
No, no, your class. I get them after lunch.
Well, then you would get an F, not get into college, and spend your time hanging out at the local convenience store waiting for them to bring in a new batch of lottery tickets.
And that would change my life... how?
So I show up this morning and the wind chill factor is, like, Jupiter.
S4 E13B & B's B'n B
[Shawn is heard screaming upstairs]
Shawn?
It's okay, it's okay. I thought I saw a poster of myself, but it was just a mirror.
What are you doing in Beantown?
Hiding from you; and I fail. Why must you stalk me so?
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