Jack Hunter quotes from Boy Meets World

Eric

You're going to be making like five bucks an hour!

Jack

Wait a second, you get twelve bucks an hour?!

Eric

Hi -- I'm Santa. You're just an elf. Read your Bible.

Topanga

Okay Rachel, same question. If you could change one thing about Jack, what would it be?

Rachel

He's too passive, and he needs to voice his opinions more.

Topanga

What do you think of that, Jack?

Jack

I don't know.

Jack

Tell me what you're gonna do.

Eric

I'm gonna take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.

Jack

Very good, keep saying it.

Eric

Take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.

Jack

Keep saying it!

Eric

Take the money to the bank; deposit it and come right back.

Eric

Take my mommy to see Frank, clean my closet, take a nap. Where am I? [looks in wallet] Ooh, money.

Eric

Hey, you want to get be experimented on?

Jack

Yeah, sure.

Eric

Y'know, Jack, I'm having trouble opening this jar.

Jack

That's because it's a can.

Eric

All right, look, I'm glad you're both here. Listen to me. I've been reading a lot about this guy named Gandhi. Now Gandhi's an Indian. He's a Cherokee, I think, but that's not really what's important. Gandhi is a master at solving all conflicts peacefully. Now the first thing we need to do is start a dialogue. [Jack and Shawn remain silent] Okay, to have a dialogue, somebody has to talk. [looks in his book] Somebody has to talk, yeah. So who's gonna go first?

Jack

[to Shawn] Aw, to hell with you, man.

Eric

Now that's good. Let's build from that.

Shawn

[to Jack] To hell with you, too.

Jack

Eric?

Eric

[dressed like a prophet] No, not Eric, not any more.

Jack

Uh-huh. It's fine, it's just fine... [walks out, sighs, then walks back in] Okay, what is your name now?

Eric

My name... is Plays With Squirrels.

Jack

Perfect. Even more insane.

Eric

Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane, then well... Yes, color me insane.