[Booth is undercover as a stand-up comic while Sweets and Fisher are watching in the audience]
Oh my god, Booth is funny.
Almost funny.
S8 E8The But in the Joke
S8 E9The Ghost in the Machine
So what do you think? Man or a woman?
I am uncomfortable defining sex with just a skull.
Come on. Take a stab. I won't write anything down, I promise. It's between me and you. (Brennan looks at Hodgins) Oh, well...
What? You don't want to take a stab in front of me?
I feel inhibited by my desire not to embarrass myself in front of another scientist.
You should take that as a compliment.
What about him?
Well we live together and thus share the same synergistic lack of inhibition which allows us to have sex without being self-conscious.
That's very romantic, Bones.
S8 E10The Diamond in the Rough
[after Sweets suggested she and Booth go undercover as dancers] [excited] I love going undercover!
[not pleased] Why??
Because it's fun and exciting!
You're the king of the lab. Or at least you used to be. Apparently, now, you're just another clueless tech.
[folds his arms, amused] Ok, all right, I see what you're doing there and I'm far too evolved for you to try for it to work.
CCam
[walks in and is surprised to see Brennan in her dance dress] This....is..a good look. You going to the hootenanny later?
Hootenanny is an informal gathering for singing and dancing. I am training for an extremely rigorous ballroom dance competition.
CCam
Ohhh...
Booth and I intend to win the rumba competition.
CCam
And catch a murderer?
Yes. Of course, that's the main objective. [dances on her way out]
[in shock] Wow.
CCam
[turns to Wendell] Just..um, go with it.
[after Brennan gives him a passionate kiss] Wow, what was that for?
[flirtatiously] Just felt like high school in here. Didn't you ever sneak away into the closet? [she and Booth kiss again]
The backseat of a car is more my thing.
[to Cam] Something is going on here that I don't know anything about, so walking away. Running away.
[Booth and Brennan are in a dance audition]
Do I have to do anything special when it ends?
No.
Why not?
Because it's never gonna end, Bones. It's always gonna be just like this. Just like this.
S8 E11The Archaeologist in the Cocoon
Crime, you. Ancient history, me. Remember?
Yes, but I would think you would want nothing more than my expertise.
And I'm well aware that you would think that. But I don't want to take you away from your murder.
I don't believe this. I taught you.
And I'm grateful. I promise, you'll be thanked when I'm published.
I don't want to pass my failings on to Christine, Booth.
What failings?
Hyper-competitiveness, arrogance, insensitivity to the feelings of others.
You know what? Thumbs up to the self-realization there Bones. Actually, two thumbs up.
You should make a similar effort.
What?
Not to pass on your failings.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? What failings?
[to Christine] It's time for bed.
S8 E12The Corpse on the Canopy
[Sweets, Booth and Flynn go to Booth's office. The Enigma machine is emitting smoke while receiving a message.]
What the hell is that?
Enigma machine. Hodgins sent it over.
Why???
Why? Because it's Hodgins.
I need that warrant.
You wanna take on a private army with an FBI tac squad?
S8 E13The Twist in the Plot
I'm sleeping in Parker's room. Kinda hard to bring home a woman when you're sleeping in Wolverine sheets.
Gotta tell you, kinda hard to feel bad for anybody who would ride around in a glorified scooter.
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