Bones quotes

Walter

My work's done. [passes receipts to Booth]

Booth

What's this?

Walter

Itemized invoice from my expenses, mostly fuel for Ike flying me back and forth.

Brennan

But we haven't solve the murder!

Booth

Yes, two murders.

Brennan

Two murders! We haven't solve two murders!

Walter

You hired me to find the missing chart fragment. Eureka! Ta-daa! Bingo! Mission accomplished, [gesturing to the map] I found it.

Ah, technically, I found it..in her throat

Walter

Britney's body was submerged under 80 feet of water in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, I brought her here to you..I..pretty sure that's the impressive part. [leaves]

Brennan

That's true. If it weren't for Walter, her remains will never be discovered.

Booth

[gives a look at Brennan] Seriously?

Booth

(gives handcuffs to Brennan) Just cuff the clown.

Brennan

Me?

Booth

Good job with the poop clues, Hodgins!

Hodgins

Secret is in the soil. It always is.

Booth

Ok, well, why don't you ask the dirt who killed him and why nobody saw it, huh?

Hodgins

I do not like that painting.

Angela

[turns and sees Hodgins] What?

Hodgins

I am attempting to open an honest dialogue between us.

Angela

[curiously] By insulting my painting?

Hodgins

By stating what I think, regardless of the consequences.

Brennan

How about an encyclopedia?? Ooh! Or..a microscope?

Booth

C'mon Bones! Angela and Hodgins are having a baby, not a graduate student. I GOT IT! Uh-Huh! Stuffed animal! That's it!

Brennan

How'll that benefit a child?

Booth

Bones, they're having a kid. His major past time is gonna be about pooping his pants, okay? Mr. Poo-poo pants!

Brennan

One of my foster families..I had a..stuffed dog.

Booth

And you liked it, right?

Brennan

It frightened me actually. It was the family's pet for many years before they had it stuffed.

Booth

[pause] Oh! We'll..we'll forget about the whole stuffed animal thing. I..I got it, we'll get em' one of those mobiles for the crib.

Brennan

Can you sign? Because we'll need to communicate with her.

Yes, but as of yet, she hasn't responded and who were you? [Brennan gives a suprised look]

Caroline

[to Meacham] Dr. Brennan is the best forensic anthropologist in the country..

Brennan

World! [Caroline surprised and Cam smiles at the reply]

Booth

Hey! You got anything?

Caroline

We've been checking on the hospitals and morgues for stabbing victims within a 50miles radius where Jane Doe was found, we've got nothing!

Booth

Yeah, well, I've got something. You know the bloody money that we found on the girl, assuming she stole it from the victim..this..[types the computer]..could be good news.

Caroline

You're cute when you try to make me happy.

Booth

Right..[hits one of the computer keys, image comes out in the screen] Look at that, look at all the 20 dollar bills.

Caroline

[looking at the computer screen] Okay..and what's that? [pointing to another image beside the bills]

Booth

I don't know what that is, we found it in her pocket. Angela's gonna reconstruct..but take a look at the serial numbers on the bills.

Caroline

They're sequential. Bank robbery?

Booth

No, ATM. ATMs get sequential bills from the banks. We can trace the number to the ATM, we should be able to find our victim.

Caroline

Now you're just downright handsome! [Booth smirks]

Okay, I still don't understand.

Brennan

They were face to face.[moving to a bigger space, gesturing Arastoo to participate, Arastoo obliged]. Duvall Price knocks her down.[Brennan lies down on the floor as Amy] He landed of top on her [gesturing Arastoo to be Duvall Price and get on top of her] Mr Vaziri?

Arastoo

[Awkwardly obliged, holds his body with his hands on top of Brennan] This is very awkward.

Brennan

[Below Arastoo] Mr Vaziri, this is a part of your job.

Arastoo

And I would like to quit this part of the job.

Hodgins

That's why nature invented false labor. Parents...need a dry run.

Angela

[in pain] Ouuuuhhh! [holds her belly, gasping for air] Oh-ouuuhhh!

Hodgins

[looking at Angela in pain] Oh god!

Angela

Oh, don't worry! It's nothing, it's nothing! Ouuuuhhh!![shouting in pain]

Hodgins

[goes to Angela] Okay, that is definitely something! OH MY GOD! [panicking] OH GOD! Okay! BABY! OH, OKAY! [looks at outside, shouting] BABY! Okay! Okay! [looks back at Angela, shouting and gesturing at Angela's belly] BABY!

Angela

[gasping in pain] According to the birthing class, that is SOO not how you're suppose to react right now!

Hodgins

Right! Right! [trying to calm down] Uh...I should..I should..

Angela

GET THE CAR!!

Hodgins

Go get the car!! Okay, I'm..[running out of the room, stops to tell Angela] I'm gonna get the car! [runs and stop again, returns back] KEYS! Oh, I need keys! Where're my keys..[feeling his pocket, looking around the ookey room] where the hell are my keys!? [Angela looks at Hodgins, frustrated and in pain] Don't look at me like that, babe! I know what I'm doing, okay!? I'm gonna...I'm gonna get the keys! I'm totally...[looking for his keys] and completely...calm..WHERE THE HELL ARE MY KEYS!?

Angela

Oh wow! Man are so not made for this!

Hodgins

You know, Vincent gave me a great piece of advice? He said, "The busiest shopping hour in the entire year is between 3:00 and 4:00 on Christmas Eve." So, I never shop during that time.

Sweets

Oh, he told me that Quebec City in Canada has the same amount of street crime as Disney World. So, safe place to visit.

Vincent informed me that the crack of a whip was actually the tip breaking the sound barrier.

Angela

He told me that the top of the Eiffel Tower is actually six inches shorter in the winter time. So, it's better to climb it then.

Brennan

Vincent's favorite song was "Da Lime in Da Coconut".

Sweets

Seriously? 'Cause that's like … that's my jam.

Hodgins

Yes! That is one for humanity and zero for the tyrant lizard!

You really so damn positive you're the good guy in this?

Booth

Yeah. Positive as you are. Difference is, I'm right.

Do the math, Seeley. I'm doing good work.

Booth

You kill people. No judge, no jury. Just you making the call.

My conscience is clear. And since you're trying to stop me, you're playing for the wrong team.

Booth

Oh, you threatening me now?

Self-defense, Seeley. Sometimes, that means a very aggressive offense.

Booth

You forget who you're dealing with, Jacob?

Not for a moment. And don't you forget, you never see the bullet that takes you down.

Booth

Uh, how are you feeling?

Angela

Oh, boy. Like an overstuffed turkey shoved into an overhead bin of an overcrowded flight. How about you?

Booth

Me? Like I'm chasing a ghost.