Jared quotes from Bones

Jared

Having a big brother is like having an extra dad, only a dad who protects you from your real dad, and always thinks of you as a kid.

Jared

It will really annoy my brother, the army ranger, to be saved by a squid.

Brennan

[to Booth's brother Jared] It is nice to meet you, Jarhead. I can see the family resemblance. Your facial structure is even more symmetrical than Booth's.

Jared

[to Booth, aside] Is she coming on to me?

Booth

No, it's just the way she talks.