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Bones · Season 4, Episode 9

“The Con Man in the Meth Lab” quotes from Bones

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“The Con Man in the Meth Lab” · Season 4, Episode 9

In this episode: Temperance Brennan (4), Cam (2), Jared (2), Seeley Booth (1), Angela Montenegro (1), Lance Sweets (1)

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[after a flaming body lands on a police car] We're gonna need a... um... a fire extinguisher. Then maybe some sort of... trauma counselor?

[to Booth's brother Jared] It is nice to meet you, Jarhead. I can see the family resemblance. Your facial structure is even more symmetrical than Booth's.

[to Booth, aside] Is she coming on to me?

No, it's just the way she talks.

I didn't have sex with him, Cam.

Didn't have sex with who?

Jared Booth.

Good.

Why good?

Because... because...

Because he's Booth's little brother, and it would just be a creepy way to have sex with a Booth without having sex with the real Booth.

Kudos, Angela. I would not have had the guts to say that out loud.

Dr. Brennan, I don't want you to think this is an intervention.

I don't know what that means.

An intervention is when a group of loved ones bands together to help one of their own make a difficult decision.

Oh, um, then this is an intervention.

Are you my loved ones?

[toasting Booth] Anthropology teaches us that the alpha male is the man wearing the crown, displaying the most colorful plumage and the shiniest baubles. He stands out from the others. But I now think that anthropology may have it wrong. In working with Booth, I've come to realize that the quiet man, the invisible man, the man who's always there for friends and family... that's a real alpha male. And I promise my eyes will never be caught by those shiny baubles again.

Having a big brother is like having an extra dad, only a dad who protects you from your real dad, and always thinks of you as a kid.

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