Joss quotes from Blue Heelers

I'm sorry?

I was wrong. Jamie Hunter had nothing to do with the bomb. But the evi...

Alright, I was wrong. What else?

The garage?

The garage was a stupid idea.

And whose idea was it?

It was mine.

I'm sorry Kelly for dragging you into it.

Yes, I'm sorry.

It was dumb.

Hmm, alright.

I am an idiot.

I'm sorry?

Uh, that's Italian for I'm really terribly sorry.

Hmm. Variation on scuzez, huh?

Yeah, that's right.

I felt resposible for what happened, so I'm glad you're alright. So much so that I got you something.

What is it?

I'd rather get in trouble with the mafia.

Well, by the look of you, you probably know all about them.

So, how are things with the mafia?

That's twice you've made that remark. Wanna say it again? No.

She just flashed me.

Jonesy

Who? Kelly? She's sick, man. She's delirious. I dunno, I wouldn't take it as a compliment.

No, that school girl.

Jonesy

I'm sure you'll get over it.

I'm old enough to be her dad.

Get in there you arrogant little sh*t!

We can't do that, can we?

Jonesy

We just did.

You read the right act to your girlfriend yet?

She's not my girlfriend.

No, she's a stalker.

Who's this? Your fruitcake mate?

Ha, ha...oops, just lost my butter menthol.

That's disgusting.

Well I'm working in CI.

Why you?

Well, I imagine Amy was looking for someone with a ruthless determination for the truth.

Exactly, why you?

Look, there's the right stuff...and then there's Peroni.

Woo, Jonesy. You're a brave man. Women are going to be mobbing you in the streets dressed like that.

Jonesy

Well, it beats the uniform.

Well, I just actually realised how much I like the uniform.

If you ever come to work wearing something like that, I will shoot you.

It's our job to serve and protect.

That's America, you moron!

How do you know this kid anyway?

Tom

Bad luck.

That's no Sergeant!

Who the hell's this?

This is the guy that stole the perfume from the chemist.

That's just a mannequin in a uniform!

And he'd also stolen these...

And this...

What's he gonna do...EURGH! He's all yours.