“Keeping Up Appearances” quotes from Blue Heelers

Arr!

We're actually heading over to the hospital now if you'd like a lift.

Uh, no thanks.

Don't blame you.

Is that the best you can give me?

We'll need to get onto the girlfriend...

Constable! You will not do anything without my go-ahead, understand?

What are you waiting for?

For that, you know, go-ahead.

Uh-huh. Call her.

Who said there was no intelligent life here?

The clue was staring her right in the face.

When were you going to tell me all this?

When you were ready to listen.

Tom

And the joyrider?

Could charge him with rank stupidity, but he didn't do it.

No spilling coffee, no interrupting me while I'm asking questions, no stain remover.

Ha, ha...oops, just lost my butter menthol.

That's disgusting.

Well I'm working in CI.

Why you?

Well, I imagine Amy was looking for someone with a ruthless determination for the truth.

Exactly, why you?

Look, there's the right stuff...and then there's Peroni.

I was just trying to make her feel more comfortable.

I'm a detective. Making people comfortable is not what I do.

Obviously.

Did you pass?

Jonesy

Of course!

Thank God!