Brendan quotes from Blue Heelers

What do you do for a living, sir?

Well, you just had a squiz in the back. What does it look like?

Well, you tell me.

Long distance carrier, this job's furniture removal.

And who uses bales of tobacco as furniture?

I'd rather get in trouble with the mafia.

Well, by the look of you, you probably know all about them.

So, how are things with the mafia?

That's twice you've made that remark. Wanna say it again? No.

First move now is to make a statement of exactly what happened.

I've already told him what happened, I told him three times.

And if you want to see a judge and jury laugh their socks off, you'll tell them the same story.