Susie quotes from Blue Heelers

It's not a date...it's a social obligation.

Am I distracting you?

He's dead, she's got coke, join the dots!

Good career. Nice while it lasted.

I don't want to put the hard word on you, but I don't want to be palmed off again.

Put some extra sugar in your coffee. It might help.

Lucky we didn't save him a pie.

I'll grab that.

That is the neatest graffiti I have ever seen! Who writes like that?!

What is wrong with these men?

Jo

It's simple. Inside every man is a twelve-year-old boy.

And inside everyone woman?

Jo

Is a twelve-year-old girl. But twelve-year-old girls are much more mature than twelve-year-old boys.

So it really looked like a flying saucer?

Jo

It was full on and I didn't even have the mushrooms.

Jonesy

This is when it pays to read your stars signs. Will be abducted by aliens, so pack undies!

Wonder what's Rochelle's was?

Jo

Yeah, Sag.

Jonesy

Here it is. Something new will happen in your life. Maybe a new man. Expect a trip to outerspace! Expect a bumpy ride!

You're all so hilarious.

So what did your star sign say yesterday, PJ?

Jo

Expect a grumpy mood and a closed mind.

All your minds are so open I can hear the wind just whistling through!

Jo

PJ!

What is your problem?!

What's your's?!

You ring the parents, I'll put her through the books in a minute.

I think what he was trying to say is 'good job, well done'.

Wouldn't hold my breath.

Watch out, Jonesy, you're turning into a snag.

Jonesy

No I'm not. I'm just doing my job.

In a snaggy kind of way.

Have you thought about a massage?

Thanks Sarge, but I hardly know you.

Let me try.

Try strangling him instead.