Tess quotes from Blue Heelers

Tess

I don't think caring for people is necessarily a bad thing in a copper.

Tess

If you don't pull him back up, then I'll charge you with...littering.

Tess

Tina Fulton is a hopeless mother, it's Hayley who's holding that family together.

Tess

And this is police business, is it?

Tess

Child's play.

Tess

Do you have any of that chocolate left, Boss?

Tess

No, I don't mind, Boss. I had a quiet night...sticking pins in my PJ doll.

Tess

If I need any help from you, I will ask for it.

Tess

Of course, because we all know that every pregnant woman is capable of murder.

He's had it in for me since day one!

Tess

And day one was what? Yesterday? Feels like ten years...

Littering?

Tess

It was the first thing I thought of.

Tom

We don't have to make a decision straight away. Why don't we just sit on it for a while and make a decision at a later date?

Tess

Sure, Boss. Tomorrow's read-out, then.

Jack

You're really gunning for her, aren't you?

Tess

I'm not gunning for anybody.

Tess

So you don't know who attacked you?

I already told you, the mongrel hit me from behind, or else you'd be patching him up.

Unbelievable! I just found out why my Mum hasn't been returning my phone calls.

Tess

Is she alright?

Oh yeah, she's fine. She's been having a dirty weekend with some guy that lives down the road.

Tess

Yeah? Good on her!

Tess, this is my mother we're talking about.

Tess

So?

So...mother's aren't supposed to do things like this. How would you feel if it was your mother?!