Nick quotes from Blue Heelers

Your report's going to look like a telephone book.

You want your licence back and I want my wife and kid back.

You've been a D too long, PJ.

Well, I'll see you later then, shall I? I'll tell you what, Constable Schizoid. If you get lonely out here, you can always have a chat with those little voices inside your head.

It's 350 degrees in the shade, she's four hundred years pregnant, we're gonna give her a lift.

Been having a roll in the hay? Half your luck.

There's a nice pay check for Margaret...who have you been sleeping with?

I mean, I don't know Margaret...what is our little backwater coming to? I don't know, maybe it's time we...got married and moved elsewhere?

You want justice? Don't kidnap other people's children.

Pull your neck in, Merv, or you could be receiving a summons for willful damage to a football.

The police don't go away on holidays, Tony. We work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year protecting the Mt. Thomas community.

He's an old courtroom charmer, isn't he? I think it's because he wears a wig, you know.

The only thing Tom Croydon is likely to knock over is a pie shop.

I'll, uh, take this one Nick.

Just make sure she's not married this time, mate.

Hope that's not my ruler?

Don't get your knickers in a knot. It's Maggie's.