“Only The Lonely” quotes from Blue Heelers

Don't worry about a kiss...

Jonesy

Aw, I'll give you one if it means that much to you.

We have to stop living together.

It's our job to serve and protect.

That's America, you moron!

Pig shooter.

Not quite the way I would've put it.

You're a good man Tom.

Tom

Don't say that.

What am I doing? I'm just pretending to be his Dad. Acting Sergeant, Acting Dad.

Tom

Computer. What's that?