JonesyWish you'd call me Jonesy.
A character in Blue Heelers
Played by Ditch Davey
Blue Heelers · 686 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Blue Heelers: in 104 of its 686 quotes
Most scenes with: Alex (18), Amy (17), Susie (12)
JonesyWish you'd call me Jonesy.
JonesyEye of newt and all things worse, avert the evil warlocks curse!
JonesyWhat do you mean, no sex while driving!? Are you so boring?
JonesyHe viciously attacked Senior Constable Stewart's shin with a size 3 sneaker.
JonesyI reckon Mrs Yates is living in La La Land.
JonesyI think your sister's got a better chance of getting your car home unscratched then you do. And apart from that, I'll have to arrest you if you try to start it up.
JonesyThere's one thing I don't miss about being on the road...seedy coffee in seedy road houses.
JonesyYou a big Sergeant, me lowly bleb.
JonesyNo one tells me anything around here!
JonesyThat line never works for me, Grace.
JonesyNice view...bit of a drop...
We'll just have to wait until someone comes to find us.
[Deaf man has just been using sign language.]
JonesyHe just called me a dickhead, didn't he?
His sister's deaf. He could sign before he could talk.
JonesyYeah, well, hindsight's 20/20, isn't it?
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