Blue Heelers · 686 quotesJJoss
Did he just skip?
MMatt
Or his pacemaker did.
S13 E3 Dirt
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Scenes with Joss 29
[Old man goes into the old lady's house.]
MMatt
Let's get him...
JJoss (stops him)
Nah, nah, nah. Hang on...it's not like he's gonna take all day.
S13 E3 Dirt
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JJoss
Do I get a receipt or...?
TTed
Ticket, mate. We call them tickets.
S13 E5 Affluenza
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Bon Vi Vont? That's a bit classy for you, isn't it?
JJoss
That's right, because I'm a very classy person.
S13 E6 Going Down Swinging
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[Searching near a dumpster.]
JJoss
C'mon, in you go...
No you go!
S13 E6 Going Down Swinging
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She's a bit...
JJoss
What?
...Outta your league.
JJoss (scoffs)
How's that?
She's pretty classy.
JJoss
What, and I'm not?
S13 E6 Going Down Swinging
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AAlex
You haven't made a move on her, have you?
JJoss
Argh! Please!
S13 E8 Down To Earth
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[Kelly and Joss race for the car keys. Kelly finds them first.]
Ha, ha, ha!
JJoss
Give us the keys.
No way, you haven't let me drive for ages!
JJoss
That's because I'm concerned for your safety.
Well, suffer!
[Kelly and Joss race out of the station.]
S13 E11 One Day More, Part 2
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