“Facing The Music” quotes from Blue Heelers

You read the right act to your girlfriend yet?

She's not my girlfriend.

No, she's a stalker.

Who's this? Your fruitcake mate?

I am not your friend, Estelle, get that through your head!

Did she get the message?

Doubt I'll make it to her Christmas card list...

So what footy team do you follow?

Don't really.

C'mon, everyone has a footy team.

Lions, I guess.

Oh, that's right, you're a banana bender.

Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a little flexible.

You mean piss-weak.

You don't just decide to smack your teacher in the face on a whim. Something must've happened!

He's lying.

Or he just doesn't respond well to being badgered!

You don't hit someone over guitar practice.

This kid did! Look, even his father didn't think it was out of character, what more do you want?

The truth.