RRory
You said I could take the next one, Jonesy!
[Alex looks at Jonesy.]
RRory
Come on, Jonesy!
Alright, there you go mate.
[Jonesy gives Rory the radio.]
RRory
Mt. Thomas 509 to VKC, we'll attend.
VVKC
Thanks, Mt. Thomas 509.
AAlex
You're only encouraging him.
Well, at least he got the call sign right!
OMOld man (about Alex)
That's no Sergeant!
AAlex
Who the hell's this?
JJoss
This is the guy that stole the perfume from the chemist.
OMOld man (about Alex)
That's just a mannequin in a uniform!
MMatt (holds up lingerie)
And he'd also stolen these...
JJoss (holds up dog collar and lead)
And this...
AAlex
What's he gonna do...EURGH! He's all yours.
OMOld man's son
I'm sorry, Constable. Has he been difficult?
MMatt
Well...he's been singing.
TTom (to Alex)
If you can't be a decent Sergeant, at least be a decent father!
AAlex
Come on, when was the last time you had something green?
Oh...last night. We had a packet of spearmint leaves, didn't we mate?
AAlex
Eat your vegetables...Both of you!
[Rory makes a disgusted look at Jonesy.]
Well, there's only one way I'm going to get through this.
[Jonesy grabs a tomato sauce bottle and squirts it onto the vegetables.]
Beat the old dead horse...there you go, mate.
[He hands the bottle to Rory. Rory smiles as he squirts sauce on his vegetables.]
JJonesy (to Alex)
What?!
JJoss
Did he just skip?
MMatt
Or his pacemaker did.
[Old man goes into the old lady's house.]
MMatt
Let's get him...
JJoss (stops him)
Nah, nah, nah. Hang on...it's not like he's gonna take all day.
[Joss and Matt laugh. Scene cuts to them waiting bored under an umbrella.]
JJoss
Well, he's got staying power, doesn't he?
MMatt
Oh, drop the act.
OMOld man (singing)
Take me baaaack...
MMatt
And no more singing!
OMOld man's son
Didn't you say she had acute angina?
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