Joss quotes from Blue Heelers

Chocolates are a girl thing. We like beer and stuff.

Well, he's got staying power, doesn't he?

Have a safe day, Ma'am!

Go Blue Streak! Go Blue Streak! Go Blue Streak! C'mon! Oh, no, no, what are you doing you stupid bloody animal! C'mon RUN!

Just excuse me for one sec; I'm just gonna go kill myself.

Just supposing a copper put some money on a race, and it turned out it was fixed...he'd be in the poo, wouldn't he?

Hope I get more of a reaction out of the Boss if I ever get stabbed.

Oh, sorry, I thought there was going to be more to the question...Yes?

My life is stuffed. I've been beaten to a pulp by my...some heavy guys I owe ten grand to and I can't given them bloody ten grand 'cause I'm so broke I can't even pay the bloody rent and now I don't even have a bloody place to live!

Jonesy

Oh, and keep it in your pants.

Look who's talking.

So what time are you coming around?

Faye, I don't think...

What time?

Straight after work.

Have you seen my pen, Joss?

Well, what's it look like?

It's an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. It was a bloody Father's Day present!

She looks like a dog!

Joss!

What? Look at her. She does.

We don't need the canine comparisons, everybody has their own attributes.

It's about time they treated us with some respect.

Joss. You're holding a melon, mate.

Should've just thumped that little jerk.

Hey, Joss. Don't go around thumping members of the general public, alright? ESD has a slight problem with it. Gives us a bad name.