PJ quotes from Blue Heelers

Hey! Don't we all get one?

I've been good, Sergeant!

Jo

I cant believe the boss would dob me in like that.

Ohh he just said that you and Falcon-Price were being competitive...

Jo

Russell, was being a complete jerk. Talk about win at all costs. I just, tried to cut him down to size a little bit.

By cutting the rope on the raft?

Jo

It wasn't as if it was going to hurt anybody. I guess you've um, heard about the rest...

Do go on.

Is this the start of a new relationship or just comfort from a friend?

Jonesy

Just comfort.

Jo

Thanks mate.

In that case, I think it's my job.

Chris

What about a board?

Jo

What? To hit PJ over the head with?

Chris

No, under the mattress. My father used to swear by a board. Actually, the wardrobe door of room 7 would do fine.

How much?

Chris

For you, PJ, nothing.

Speaking my language.

She pays, she chooses.

She wants pineapple on the pizza.

Well we'll get our own pizza.

So it really looked like a flying saucer?

Jo

It was full on and I didn't even have the mushrooms.

Jonesy

This is when it pays to read your stars signs. Will be abducted by aliens, so pack undies!

Wonder what's Rochelle's was?

Jo

Yeah, Sag.

Jonesy

Here it is. Something new will happen in your life. Maybe a new man. Expect a trip to outerspace! Expect a bumpy ride!

You're all so hilarious.

So what did your star sign say yesterday, PJ?

Jo

Expect a grumpy mood and a closed mind.

All your minds are so open I can hear the wind just whistling through!

Jo

PJ!

All right, I guess I'll just have a chair.

If that's what you want.

No, I don't want, but it'll have to do until I can figure out what's going on here.

How would you feel if someone killed your wife, Zoe?

Oh, you know mate, I'd probably give them a medal. You wouldn't understand because you're not married.

There is a Steve working the district and he picked up Jim Tudor last night and dropped him out to an abandoned farm.

Tom

Where he slept in a manger and gave birth to baby Jesus, I get the picture.

How'd you find him?

Tom

Competent police work, what have you two been doing?

I grew up in a Lebanese grocery.

You'd understand, then.

Oh yes. It's the falafels and pistacchio nuts that made me the detective I am today.

Don't ask me, I slept through algebra.

It's compound interest.

There's a difference?

Well, hello Foxy!

Senior Detective will be fine.

Ouch!

Don't you have your own desk?

In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn, a stately pleasure-dome decree.

What?

Nothing.

Did he ever talk about his family.

Hardly ever, that was probably the attraction.