“Headless Chooks” quotes from Blue Heelers

All right, I guess I'll just have a chair.

If that's what you want.

No, I don't want, but it'll have to do until I can figure out what's going on here.

I didn't think it was important.

No, Ben. You just didn't bother.

How would you feel if someone killed your wife, Zoe?

Oh, you know mate, I'd probably give them a medal. You wouldn't understand because you're not married.