Chris quotes from Blue Heelers

Chris

Whose your dad going to kill and why the hell should I stop him?

Chris

Conduct unbecoming is a two way street. Checkmate.

Chris

Maybe you've been a cop so long, PJ, you wouldn't know the truth if you fell over it.

Chris

What is this? Last day of term?

Chris

Your lamest, lame duck is good looking.

Chris

You're preaching to the converted, Alex!

Chris

Something stronger?

Chris

[to Falcon-Price] You cause any strife in here and you're barred!

Jonesy

Is it possible to get lost in Mt. Thomas?

Chris

A few people manage to. Tom's been getting lost for years.

Chris

So when will I get to see G-I Jonesy in action?

Jonesy

The body can't take it anymore, Chris.

Chris

Weak!

Jonesy

Thanks!

Chris

What about a board?

Jo

What? To hit PJ over the head with?

Chris

No, under the mattress. My father used to swear by a board. Actually, the wardrobe door of room 7 would do fine.

How much?

Chris

For you, PJ, nothing.

Speaking my language.

Chris

How are spending Christmas, Jonesy?

Jonesy

I think I will go and flush myself down the toilet, Chrissy.

Chris

Oh, a non-traditional Christmas, then.

Tom

Chris? What are you doing here?

Chris

Visiting an old friend.

Tom

Amy told you?

Chris

Actually, the paperboy told me; Amy merely confirmed it.

You have no idea what he just asked me to do.

Chris

Men, all they think about is sex.

If only that was all.