Ben quotes from Blue Heelers

I'll tell you when you're 21.

You convince the crooks to work a 12-hour day and I'll consider it.

Congratulations, engine off please. You've just won the idiot of the night award.

Deodorant...what are you trying to tell me Jo?

Mate, you can't reason with pregnant women, they're stubborn for two.

PJ, get over yourself. You're not their big brother.

No, I'm not, Ben, but you see, Tom Croydon thinks that he's their father.

Well, it's a bit old fashioned.

Tradition.

Jo

Kind of like a working museum, really.

Tom

But we like it that way, don't we, Parrish?

Well that's something you don't get to see every day...an Inspector up a tree.

Jonesy

You right up there, sir? Would you like us to call the fire brigade for you...

What are you doing here?

Jonesy

Oh, we're on our way back from Frenchman's gully.

We thought we'd just pop by and see if you needed any 'back-up'.

I don't need any 'back-up'. I don't need anything from you.

Hey! Don't we all get one?

I've been good, Sergeant!

Jo

I cant believe the boss would dob me in like that.

Ohh he just said that you and Falcon-Price were being competitive...

Jo

Russell, was being a complete jerk. Talk about win at all costs. I just, tried to cut him down to size a little bit.

By cutting the rope on the raft?

Jo

It wasn't as if it was going to hurt anybody. I guess you've um, heard about the rest...

Do go on.

She pays, she chooses.

She wants pineapple on the pizza.

Well we'll get our own pizza.

I didn't think it was important.

No, Ben. You just didn't bother.