What about a board?
What? To hit PJ over the head with?
No, under the mattress. My father used to swear by a board. Actually, the wardrobe door of room 7 would do fine.
PPJ
How much?
For you, PJ, nothing.
PPJ
Speaking my language.
PPJ
Careful, Boss. Your chauvinism is showing.
Of course, because we all know that every pregnant woman is capable of murder.
Do you want to have a look?
Thought you'd never ask.
[Jonesy enters Tess' ultrasound.]
DDoctor
I'm sorry, I didn't realise.
What?
DDoctor
That you were the father.
No, we're just good friends.
DDoctor
Do you want to know the sex of the baby?
Yes.
No.
Nah...
Print him out a copy if he wants. He can frame it.
I guess it's a shame we're not more like seahorses.
Seahorses?!
Yeah. It's the male that gets pregnant.
Probably the only male anything that knows what it's like to be dismissed as an eratic, hormonal half-wit every time it opens it's mouth.
BBen
Mate, you can't reason with pregnant women, they're stubborn for two.
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