PJ quotes from Blue Heelers

We've got a tobacco farmer knocked on the head, six bales of tobacco missing.

Six bales...what's that worth?

Bootleg tobacco...seven grand a bale...

Forty-two big ones. I'm in the wrong job.

You should get your husband to the hospital, Mrs. Cole. He could have concussion.

You spend your life at that hospital.

Now why didn't I marry a sympathetic woman like that?

There are guidelines, PJ, and they apply to all of us.

Even to the Boss?

Yeah, even to the Boss.

What are you getting at?

We came into the station, you must have seen him and you walked out again. You missed the initial interview and now you want to charge him. You haven't even talked to him.

You saying I lack objectivity?

I'm asking if you two have a history.

You just crossed the line, PJ. My history is my history and no one else's, full stop.

You are not my judge, PJ! No one is my judge!

Judge of what?

What are you doing here?

The jewellers on Penhope Road was knocked over.

Yeah, I know...that's why I'm here.

You want a coffee? Or maybe a scotch?

Don't tempt me.

You're the one who told me to go after him!

If we're going to nail him, then we need to stick to procedure.

I don't give a stuff about procedure. I don't even care if we charge him. He's already ruined my life, and I'm not going to let him ruin Chloe's.

Do you want me to come with you?

No.

Wrong answer.

Smells like fish.

Now, Amy. You're going to spoil the moment where I'm being all heroic and supportive. I will confess to you that for a small portion of the day only, my hankie shared my pocket with a half-eaten tuna sandwich.

What, a man's gotta eat?

Eat, yes, but store in a pocket?

Well it has been a long day.

Yeah, I might get a late night.

You acted like anyone would have. It means you're human.

It means I've got a long way to go.

Mate, I'm going to have to commend you on your shooting skills.

It's amazing what a little motivation does for your aim.