“A Helping Hand” quotes from Blue Heelers

It's for you, Romeo. It's Juliet, or at least Juliet's mum.

Jonesy

Oh, and keep it in your pants.

Look who's talking.

Tom

Peroni, if I wanted a doorstop I'd go out and buy one.

I'm just trying to help you become a better copper.

My arse!

Your arse has nothing to do with it.

There is a Steve working the district and he picked up Jim Tudor last night and dropped him out to an abandoned farm.

Tom

Where he slept in a manger and gave birth to baby Jesus, I get the picture.

So what time are you coming around?

Faye, I don't think...

What time?

Straight after work.

How'd you find him?

Tom

Competent police work, what have you two been doing?

Tom

Peroni, you're an idiot.

You ring the parents, I'll put her through the books in a minute.

I think what he was trying to say is 'good job, well done'.

Wouldn't hold my breath.

I came over because you looked lonely, Roy Boy.

That's Sergeant Roy Boy to you.