Katie quotes from Big Time Rush

Katie

I'm just saying you're 30% ignorant, 30% arrogant, and 40% idiot. So be careful of fans. (walks away)

James

...She so has a giant crush on me.

James

Logan, hey come back man, let's talk! [runs after him]

Boo! What a rip-off.

Katie

No, this is better. See, the rejected male storms off while the backstabbing friend fears for the future of their friendship.

Hmm. What about Logan and Camille?

Katie

Oh, they are toast!

Camille

Hello! I'm standing right here.

Camille

You forgive me, but you're breaking up with me?

Logan

Camille, 96% of all first romances end in breakups. You kissing James give us the perfect opportunity for us to get ours, out of the way now.

Camille

And you're not sad about that?

Logan

Yes. But, I'm going to mask my pain by buzz-cutting my hair, joining the gym, and nicknaming myself, "The Island".

Camille

But can we be friends?

Logan

[stands up] Friends it is.

Camille

Maybe we could hug too? I mean friends hug, right?

Logan

It is the friendly thing to do. [they share a hug, they both lean in and kiss] Uh, yep. Friends it is.

So, are they back together?

Katie

Hard to say. Must be one of those on-again, off-again things.

Katie

Tomorrow is Christmas, with toys and snow AND TOYS.

Christmas is not about toys! It's about giving, and being with the people you love.

No, it's about toys.

James

(walks in having been attacked by many girls) Mistletoe... BAD!! (falls to the ground)

Merry Christmas Mr. Bitters!

What is all this?

Katie

It's Christmas, with friends.

I don't know what to say.

Say "Merry Christmas."

(with emotion) MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Kendall

And thank you Katie for saving my butt.

Katie

Literally.

Katie

But if you knock on her door, isn't that you making the first move?

Logan

Don't question love science!