Carlos quotes from Big Time Rush

Kendall

(in a squirrel voice) Come on Gustavo! It's Christmas!

Carlos

(in a squirrel voice You can wear your PJs!

James

(in a squirrel voice) Do it for Fiji wiji!

Logan

(in a squirrel voice) You can do it Gustavo!

Snoop Dogg

(turns off the squirrel voice) And I need to get to my grandma's house.

Well...Grandma may not like it, but I...love it! (the others cheer. Kelly hands him a disk which he then hands to his executive) Upload this immediately so kids can enjoy a big time Christmas all around the world. And I...will enjoy big time profits.

Snoop Dogg

I had fun, boys, but I GOT to get to my Grandmama's!

And we gotta get to Minnesota!

Kelly

Well you can all make your flights if you leave RIGHT NOW.

Gustavo

(holds up suitcases) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Logan

RUN!

Kendall

RUN!

Snoop Dogg

RUN!

James

RUN!

Carlos

RUN!

RUN!!

Gustavo

Dogs. You've come a long way, but you have a longer way to go...before you go multi-platinum, and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums. [to James] James is still too self centered, and only cares about himself.

James

James and I still disagree. [looks in a mirror]

Gustavo

QUIET, you two! [goes to Carlos] Carlos still lacks direction.

Carlos

[turning away from Gustavo] I do not!

Gustavo

Turn around.

Carlos

[spins around and still not facing Gustavo]

Gustavo

[goes to Logan] Logan still lacks swagger.

Logan

Yes but if you ever need a color pencil, who are you gonna call? [gives Gustavo a color pencil]

Gustavo

[breaks the color pencil]

Logan

[screams]

Gustavo

[goes to Kendall] And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.

Kendall

And Gustavo needs to tak-

Gustavo

Don't say it! Not one...more...word.

Kendall

[turns to Logan, Carlos and James who are shaking their heads]

Gustavo

Good.

Kendall

Chill pill.

Gustavo

[his face turns tense and becomes angry]

Kelly

[puts on earphones]

Gustavo

[steam comes out of his ears]

Steam.

Logan

That's a new one.

Kendall

Run.

Kendall

Could you stop that please?

Carlos

[turns to him] What, breathing?

Kendall

Just for a few minutes..

Carlos

[takes a deep breath in and holds it for a few seconds] Say anything you want, I turn the music up, 'cause baby we ain't going oh oh oh oh!

Kendall

THAT'S IT!!!! [Excited]

James

HOW COULD WE LOSE A COW?!

Carlos

I DON'T KNOW!

(inside an elevator) 4th floor. You did not see a cow. YOU DID NOT SEE A COW!

Snowboarding lessons are too dangerous. You will all take ballet lessons instead.

Alright.

Carlos

I'll learn how to pirouette.

Carlos

It'd be AWFUL if they didn't hire you.

Carlos. (Jo looks worried)

Carlos

I mean, you get this close to the role of a lifetime and NOT get it?

CARLOS!

Hello? ... Uh huh... I got the part? !(the boys shoot confetti) It's a three-movie deal?! (the boys shoot confetti) It's shooting in New Zealand for three years? (the boys shoot confetti, Kendall looks worried) They want me to leave this week? (Jo and Kendall look worried at each other)

Carlos

Aw, YESSS!

Carlos

Oh... (turns to Kendall)

Carlos

You go to New Zealand for three years and your relationship is (makes raspberry sound with his mouth)

CARLOS!

Logan

He's gonna need us this week.

James

He's also going to need my list of girls who weren't hot enough for me but perfect for you.

Carlos

And hugs! [James, Logan and Carlos open their arms.]

Kendall

She might not be leaving.

James

Not even a smile!

Logan

I really thought the puppet show would work.

Carlos

I liked it.

Logan

Thanks. At least somebody appreciates my ART!

James

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Carlos

Another puppet show?

James

No...

Logan

Oh...

Gustavo

I say, we try setting five.

James

I don't like setting number five.

Logan

I cant believe Gustavo beat us when we held all the cards.

Carlos

AND NOW WE'RE NOT GONNA SING ON OUR SECOND ALBUM! (Breaks a table)

Kendall

Awww, NOW you get all muscle-y!

Carlos

You know I can't control it!

James

We won't be there; but he will.

Kelly

How does he do that?

Kendall

We're not sure.

Logan

So Bandana Man is going to defeat Hawk and his hawkmen all by himself?

James

No. The Super Tastic Super Six will.

Carlos

Who's the Super Tastic Super Six?

James

I'm looking at them.

Gustavo

So you want us to disguise ourselves as superheroes, pull a surprise raid at Hawk Records, and take our hard drive back by force?

James

Does anybody have a better idea? [everybody raised their hands] I didn't think so.