Carlos quotes from Big Time Rush

Kendall

Fine! Walk out on a lifetime of friendship because of one bad week.

Carlos

I smell speech!

Logan

*sniffs* I hate that smell.

James

I hate you!

Carlos

(pulls laptop out of pants) Here's your laptop back.

Logan

You know what, keep it.

Carlos

And Gustavo and Griffin are gonna kill me if I don't pick their favorite song to play for JoJo on the radio.

Kendall

That's simple, just pick the song you wanna play.

Carlos

Oh yeah, I would love to, but question: How does that gonna solve the kill-me part?!

Kendall

I'm Kendall. Be cool, everybody! [Carlos puts his head down in shame.]

Carlos

"Be cool"?! [imitating Kendall] "Hey, I'm Kendall. Be cool, everybody!"

Kendall

It's a lot better than "pew pew pew"!

Carlos

Are you kidding me?! Be cool is STUPID!

Kendall

Oh yeah, well you're stupid!

Carlos

No, YOU'RE stupid! [The boys yell insults at each other.]

Gustavo

SHUT IT, SHUT IT FOREVER!!!!! [he enters the booth and starts yelling with them until Kelly enters and shuts them up. They all leave the booth] ...Okay, let's try that again.