Gustavo quotes from Big Time Rush

Kelly

So do you want me to line up more directors or not?

Marcos

(enters the room) So the pretty pretty car goes into the...

Gustavo

NOOOOOOOO...

Marcos

MARCOS CAN DO THIS! (he leaves. Gustavo turns to Kelly)

Gustavo

All directors are idiots. That's why i'm gonna direct the music video myself.

Kelly

...Because you're an idiot.

Gustavo

No...because my video is going to be...AWESOME.

Gustavo

ALRIGHT! Are you ready to make the best music video of ALL TIME? EVAH???

Kendall

Oh, Gustavo...Kelly said she wanted to see you outside.

Gustavo

Fine! But DO NOT MOVE! (he goes outside and finds Kelly) Hey! Boys said you needed to see me?

Kelly

No? (she gasps. They both go back inside to see there is nothing in the room except the green screen)

Gustavo

I hate those dogs...

Gustavo

[claps slowly] We came here to CHEW YOU GUYS OUT!!! But... (Kelly thumps him) Great video.

Kelly

(thumps him again) AND?!?!

Gustavo

Great director...

Marcos

OH! MARCOS LOVES YOU! (jumps into Gustavo's arms and kisses him)

Gustavo

...Should I remind them that preparing for a concert will be the hardest thing they've ever done? And that it's not in Times Square?

Kelly

Oh, let them have their fantasy. They look so happy!

Gustavo

FINE...i'll give them another minute. Then I'll burst their bubble!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Katie

WHAT?!

WHAT?! ...I mean, yeah. The Big Time Rush...is dead!

Kelly

Okay, guys! Time to find new James!

Gustavo

Let's do it!

(singing, off-key) Maaaaake it couuuuunt! Plaaaaayyyyyy it straiiiiight! Don't look dowwwwwwn...

Gustavo

NEEEEXT!

When you go big time! (break dances)

Gustavo

NEEEEXT!!

Ey, ey, listen to your heart now...

AYE, CARAMBA!

Gustavo

NEEEEXT!!!

[echoing] Oh, oh, oh-oh, ohhhhhh...

Gustavo

NEEEEXT!!!!

Oh, oh, oh-oh...

OH!

Whoa, oh...

Oh-oh...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Gustavo

(glasses break) ...Kelly, is there anybody else left in the hallway?

Kelly

(sighs) Just some boy named Skippy Hickenlooper.

Gustavo

Okay, alright.

(singing flawlessly) If you want it all, lay it on the line/It's the only life you've got, so you gotta live it big time!

Gustavo

Welcome to Big Time Rush!

(cheering)

I'm so excited! ...I must now tell my dark overlord, Zorblock. Lord Zorblok, The time of prophecy is upon us!

Kendall

Maybe we can't replace James.

Gustavo

'Kay, Big Time Rush is now a trio.

Kendall

Don't worry. We'll figure this out. Have we ever let you down?

Gustavo

(laughs) Have they ever let me down... (Mrs. Knight and Katie shake their heads, then Kelly does) ...That's not the point. The point is, James...is NOT COMING BACK. Now, I don't care...WHAT you sing. But LOOK LIKE you're enjoying it, or I will destroy... ALL OF YOU!!!!! (brief moment of silence)

Kendall

(singing) Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah, a giant turd...

And you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd! Oh, you're such a turd...

Kelly

Well, they do seem to be enjoying it.

James

And you sme-ee-e-ee-ell... like a tu-ah-uh-urrrrrrd! (the other boys cheer and walk up to him)

Katie

I'm gonna be rich! ...I mean, hurray for friendship!

Kelly

Don't panic. Bands go on late all the time! It's a rock and roll tradition!

Gustavo

Right! We'll just stall them, and leave the curtain DOWN.

A pre-record deal, a worldwide tour, and immediate release of their album.

Gustavo

My mansion back, my studio fully restocked, and the dogs want something called, uh, "Sebastian".

Done.

Kelly

AND, I want you to go straight back to that studio, and write a hundred times, "I WILL NEVER DO THIS TO BIG TIME RUSH AGAIN"! (Griffin flees, and Kelly and Gustavo knuckle clash)

Logan

What if we have an itch?

Gustavo

DON'T!

Logan

(frightened) Uh, okay.

Kelly

Whoa, whoa. Nobody informed me of this.

Yes, I did. (intense music plays) I sent all the information, e-mailed all the assignments, and was told everything was being taken care of.

Kelly

Really. By who? (scene cuts to the studio where she is looking at Gustavo) ARE YOU NUTS?!?!

Gustavo

I didn't tell the boys about school because I needed them to focus on the tour. And I didn't tell you because you would just yell at me. Like you did just there!

Gustavo

900 years ago, the pilgrims came to this great land of ours in search of freedom. The freedom...TO ROCK!

Logan

The pilgrims came seeking religious freedom.

Gustavo

THESE ARE DIFFERENT PILGRIMS! And today, we celebrate the bravery of those headbanging pioneers for one month! ROCKTOBER. Now...are you gonna sit there and GIVE UP? Or are you gonna grab a number two pencil, STRAP ON YOUR THINKING CAP, and SAVE Rocktober?!

Logan

(stands up as superhero music plays) I'll need report covers, a glue stick, a protractor, green glitter number three, and 19 high energy sports drinks.

YES!

Kelly

That girl you hired breaks sweet Carlos's heart, I'll break EVERY ONE of your music awards.

Gustavo

Wouldn't DARE! (Kelly uses a baseball bat and swings at one of Gustavo's awards)

Gustavo

It's simple! Just... DON'T BREAK UP WITH HIM!

But I just can't keep pretending to be his dream girlfriend for the rest of my life!

Gustavo

WHY NOT?!?!

Gustavo

(panicked) Okay. The dogs...are clearly gonna get arrested. And not perform. So um, WHAT DO WE DO?!?

Kelly

We just have to ace the rest of Griffin's evaluation.

D! (Gustavo and Kelly turn to him) You just failed my secret test! (his assistant shows an iSlab with a "D" mark)

Gustavo

WHAT IS THE SECRET TEST?!?

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.