Maurice quotes from Big Mouth

Jay

I mean, how else are guys supposed to get blowjobs?

Maurice

You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say "Dinner is served."

Maurice

We talking about eating pussy? Too bad you lost your womb broom.

Andrew

My womb broom?

Maurice

Womb broom, your mustache. It's a little term I picked up in the Marines. Semper Fi.

Andrew

Is that Captain Crunch?

Maurice

I'd follow that guy to the bottom of the ocean.

Maurice

I don't see a sign anywhere that says "don't jerk off to our daughter."

Andrew

It's implied!

I'm Andrew's father's associate, Susan. He masturbates to me every night.

Maurice

Objection! He masturbates to her during the day as well.

Connie

Don't you have a hobby or something?

Shame Wizard

Well, as a matter of fact, I collect vintage Nazi dildos.

Maurice

This fucking guy. He figured out a way to ruin dildos.