I shouldn't have pushed my mons pubis up against you.
Your mom's what?
I never wanted to tame you, I just wanted to keep a toothbrush and a few spare dicks at your apartment!
Maury, why is this all so complicated?
I know I'm a broken record on this, but Mercury is in retrograde.
Enough with the astrology.
Spoken like a two-faced fuckin' Gemini.
I mean, how else are guys supposed to get blowjobs?
You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say "Dinner is served."
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