David Silver quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

David

Do you wanna dance?

No. [walks away.]

David

So I guess a night of hot monkey love is out of the question.

Brandon

Look, David, we're putting out this issue with a tribute to Scott.

David

Why? So people can glance at it and then throw it in the garbage?

Brandon

No, so people can get some idea about who he was.

David

Look, he was a jerk, okay? He was a jerk who blew himself away, that's who he was. You don't know. You left early. You missed out on the fun part when he picked up a loaded gun and twirled it around like he was Wyatt Earp. You weren't there to see him goof up and bleed all over his mom's Persian rug.

Brandon

David, the microphone is on.

David

I don't care. No-one gave a rat's ass about Scott until he died and I was the worst one of all! He was my best friend and I dropped him! Because he wasn't cool like you or Kelly or Steve.

Brandon

David...

David

So they're looking at me. So what? They've been looking at me for days, Brandon! "Oh, poor David, is he going to be okay? I hope he hasn't cracked up yet." I can't even walk through the halls without someone in my face trying to cheer me up like they're my new best friend! Well, what about my old best friend? It doesn't matter what you write about him in that paper, Brandon. It doesn't matter what you say about someone once they're gone. What matters is how you treat them when they're still here. (pause) I guess you can quote me on that.

Brenda

Oh my God. Oh my God, tell me this isn't happening.

David

This isn't happening.

Donna

I can't go to Europe.

David

Why not?

Donna

[hands him her passport] Look at this!

David

What's wrong?

Donna

I can't show that picture to anyone, I look horrible!

My water just broke.

David

[looks at his watch] Oh man, I don't know if we can get a plumber this late.

Kelly

You idiot, she's going into labor!

David

My dad always taught me that beautiful women like to be told that they're smart, smart women like to be told that they're beautiful.

Donna

So what am I?

David

You're smart and beautiful.

David, lose the yutz.

David

What do you mean?

What do you mean, what do I mean? Lose... the... yutz.

David

Oh, you mean Steve?

You got other yutzes?

Steve

Come on. Next thing you know, they're going to outlaw sex on prom night.

David

They can't do that, can they?

David

Say goodnight, Donna.

Donna

Goodnight, Donna.

Uh, David, uh... what's with, uh, you and Donna and the old mattress mambo?

David

Well, I just want us both to share the intimacy of a real relationship.

Wow. Wow, what a rap! Dr. Martin, Felice... you buy that?

Well, as a doctor I'm familiar with the hormonal drives of young adults... but I leave all the parenting to Felice.

And I don't buy it. Call me old-fashioned, but... I don't believe in the motives of young men who wear earrings.

What earring? Look at this, the guy's willing to sacrifice for a shot at your daughter.

David

Dr. Martin, Mrs. Martin, I love Donna. Not just for her body, but for her mind.

Woah.

David

And... if she has sex with me, I promise, I'll marry her.

Woah, I think we've exposed some raw honesty, I'll tell you what... I'll spring for the condoms, what do you say, Felice?

Well, I guess in that case, it's alright! Donna, if you're listening, sweetheart... we give you our blessing to do the wild thing with David.

Donna

David, is that you?

David

No, it's Saddam Hussein.