Donna Martin quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Donna

Oh, wait, I've got it, uh...you know that Robert Palmer song that David was playing today, Addicted to Love ? We could do Addicted to Sex.

Brenda

Donna, Hello Day is supposed to be a G-rated event.

Brenda

I mean, didn't you guys used to have nightmares about taking your driver's test?

Kelly

God, no. I passed with flying colors. I think some people are just born to drive. I mean, I think it's in my genes.

Donna

Oh, please! You should have seen Kelly when she first got her license. For the first month, I felt like a crash test dummy.

Kelly

So, I had a few fender benders. That's how you learn.

Donna

He's taking you where?

Brenda

To Paganini.

Donna

Oh, their spaghetti is great!

Brenda

Donna, Paganini is a composer.

Donna

Well, if you guys are married then that means you two are brother and sister.

Kelly

...Oh. My. God.

Donna

Well, I'm gonna ask them what their favorite color is.

Kelly

Their favorite color is badd, of course!

Kelly

Dylan McKay, that's all we ever talk about! Did it ever occur to you that other people have relationships that they take seriously!?

Brenda

How can you even compare your problems with Jake who you barely even know to my problems with Dylan? I mean, you're not even up there with Donna and David!

Donna

What's that supposed to mean?

Kelly

That means that Brenda's being a self-centered little bitch!

Donna

You guys, come quick!

What?

Donna

It's raining in the living room!

Brenda

Donna, what kind of wedding are you gonna have?

Donna

I don't know. Maybe something traditional, in a church. Or maybe I'll do something really wild, like that couple who got married bungee jumping.

Kelly

Bungee jumping?

Donna

Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.

Brenda

Oh, and that's when you say, "I dooooooooo!"

Donna

I can't go to Europe.

David

Why not?

Donna

[hands him her passport] Look at this!

David

What's wrong?

Donna

I can't show that picture to anyone, I look horrible!

David

My dad always taught me that beautiful women like to be told that they're smart, smart women like to be told that they're beautiful.

Donna

So what am I?

David

You're smart and beautiful.

David

Say goodnight, Donna.

Donna

Goodnight, Donna.

Donna

Don't look now, but you're standing under the mistletoe!

Dylan

Well, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm here... I'm yours.

Donna

David, is that you?

David

No, it's Saddam Hussein.