Steve Sanders quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Steve

You know what?

Andrea

Hmm?

Steve

You're pretty cute without your glasses on.

Andrea

[laughs] God! Is that supposed to be some kind of compliment?

Steve

No. This is.

Steve

Crawford, get your finger out of your nose!

[laughs] He eats 'em too.

Steve

Take a lap.

Brandon

Steve! Steve, what's the problem? He wasn't doing anything.

Steve

Yeah he was, he was grossing me out. Last thing we need is a booger-picker playing second base.

Kelly

Look, it's Captain Hook!

Steve

Isn't that what we used to call you before you got your nose job?

Big Dave, are you gonna light that thing or what?

David

Are you kidding, it could stunt my growth!

Steve

Too late.

Donna

I'll go too.

Brenda

Donna!

Donna

For, uh, the ride.

Kelly

Don't encourage them, alright?

Donna

There's, uh, something I need to get while we're out.

Brandon

Like what?

Steve

Yeah, like what?

Donna

Uh, uh, a feminine product, okay? Is everyone happy now?

Brenda

Oh I cannot believe this, who picked this? Who--who wrote this?

Steve

Well is it a t.v. show, movie or book?

Brenda

Steve, you better pray it's not a book.

Steve

Oh, I can't make it, I'm going to see R.E.M. that night.

Dylan

Oooh with, uh, Christine? Sounds a little continuous.

Kelly

Sounds kind of nauseating if you ask me.

Steve

Hi. I'd like to exchange an egg.

You want to exchange an egg. Do you have a receipt?

Steve

No. Do I need a receipt? I mean, is that part of the thing?

It's customary to have a receipt when you want to exchange something.

Andrea

I think we're in the wrong place.

Steve

[To Andrea] No, no, this is all part of the deal, watch. [To cashier] I want to exchange an egg.

Andrea

Look, Steve, let's go.

What's wrong with the egg?

Steve

Nothing!

But you want another.

Steve

No, I don't want another egg, I want information!

Look, I don't know what you kids are on, but I'm calling the police.

Steve

You know, I think we're in the wrong place.

Steve

I was actually thinking of breaking down and asking Kelly to the dance. I think she deserves another chance.

Brandon

You're giving her another chance. Isn't she the one who broke up with you?

Steve

Yeah. But, I forgive her.

Steve

I punched out Chuckie Wilson today.

Oh my God, well no wonder he's stalling on this deal, how could you do this to me?

Steve

Where you going?

Kelly

To bed.

Steve

Ok, if you insist, I'll join you.

Kelly

You know you can be such a jerk sometimes!

Steve

You wouldn't be laughing if you were failing English.

Steve

She's here, she's here!

Brandon

What do I do?

Dylan

Answer the door.

Brandon

What do I say?

Dylan

I hear "hello" is really popular.

Brandon

Hel--lo.

Andrea

Brandon, hi! [laughs]

Brandon

Andrea, what are you doing here?

Steve

[to Dylan] Zuckerman, moonlighting?

Dylan

Nah...

Andrea

Everybody, you remember Jake Thurman, don't ya?

Kelly

Yeah!

Steve

You know the Blaze hasn't been the same since you left.

Yeah.

Andrea

And what am I, chopped liver?

Steve

Yeah!

Steve

I bet Jake's glad you're staying in town.

Kelly

I don't know. We might get together some time.

Dylan

Aww, Kelly ...

Kelly

Hey ... I might even get together with you.

Dylan

Really? I might just hold you to that.