Dylan McKay quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Brenda

Nobody's here?

Dylan

[turning off television] Just me and Oprah.

Dylan

You got a nice home. A secure family. My mom is a looney tune and my dad is in jail for god's sake!!

Brenda

I know. I can't imagine how that must feel.

Dylan

You're right. You can't. You can't even imagine it. So who are you to come down on me about my negative attitude?

Brenda

Dylan I know you got a bum deal. But can't you look at what you have that is good?

Dylan

Like what?

Brenda

Like your friends. Brandon loves you, all the guys think that you're totally cool. I mean every girl I know would love to go out with you

Dylan

Every girl. But one

Dylan

Hey, did you bring your guitar?

Emily

Yeah, I did, it's in the living room.

Brandon

Oh, well go get it, we could use some music around here.

Emily

K.

Brenda

Oh great, a hootenanny.

Brandon

Brenda!

Brenda

Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to be rude.

Emily

Yes, you did. In fact, it seems like you're going out of your way to be rude to me, Brenda.

Brenda

Well Em, why don't you just go get your guitar, and bring it back in here, and we'll all gather 'round and swoon.

Emily

Hey! You're the one that invited me to this party, remember? If you want me to leave, just ask, I'll be happy to oblige.

Brenda

Oh and disappoint your fans? I wouldn't dream of it.

Dylan

Brenda!

Brenda

Dylan, stay out of it. This is between me and Emily.

Emily

Geez! This isn't Beverly Hills, it's Knot's Landing! When I got to school they should have given me a score card instead of a class schedule, so I could keep track of everyone's boyfriends.

Brenda

Oh yeah, like that would have made any difference.

Emily

Oh, grow up, Brenda! You, of all people, should know what it's like to be the new kid in school! All I was trying to do was make friends. I shouldn't have bothered.

Brenda

So I'm thinking of going blonde again. Or maybe bald, you know, go for that Sinéad look.

Dylan

What?

Brenda

You haven't heard a word I've said.

[talking about Hawaii] It's a great place to drop your inhibitions, Jim, you know? Grow a beard, swim naked.

Jim

How...alternative.

Brandon

Oh, come on, Dad, let's do it, let's just drop out for a while.

Cindy

Couple of weeks in Hawaii doesn't sound bad to me right now.

It is a magical place, you should have seen Dylan when he was there, it even mellowed him out.

Dylan

It didn't mellow me out, I was bored out of my gourd.

Steve

Oh, I can't make it, I'm going to see R.E.M. that night.

Dylan

Oooh with, uh, Christine? Sounds a little continuous.

Kelly

Sounds kind of nauseating if you ask me.

Dylan

Can I say something? I mean, I know the last thing you need right now is another guy telling you what to do or what to think.

Kelly

Go ahead, please.

Dylan

You're blaming yourself for leading that guy on, but I want you to know as a guy it doesn't matter how much of a magnet a girl turns on. A guy always has a choice of not making her do something she doesn't want to do.

Kelly

I didn't make that choice very easy, now did I?

Dylan

Yeah, you did. You said no.

Steve

She's here, she's here!

Brandon

What do I do?

Dylan

Answer the door.

Brandon

What do I say?

Dylan

I hear "hello" is really popular.

Brandon

Hel--lo.

Andrea

Brandon, hi! [laughs]

Brandon

Andrea, what are you doing here?

Steve

[to Dylan] Zuckerman, moonlighting?

Dylan

Nah...

Brenda

Dylan invited me to go to Baja with him.

Kelly

And Cindy and Jim are letting you go?

Dylan

She hasn't asked them yet.

Kelly

Oh, well in that case, what videos should we rent?

Brenda

Kelly, they might say yes.

Kelly

Yeah, right.

Brenda

Anyway, if they do, is it okay? I mean, do you mind?

Kelly

Yeah, I mind. I don't see why you'd want to go and spend an incredibly cool and romantic weekend with your boyfriend, when you could stay here in town and be miserable with me.

Brenda

Thanks Kel, I knew you'd understand.

Dylan

We better go before the porsche turns into a pumpkin.

Brenda

Do we have to?

Dylan

Yeah, it's either that or you call Jimbo and ask if we can stay down here another week.

Brenda

Ooh, adios Mexico.

Dylan

Got Kelly fooled. Be careful, Jake. She's a young girl. Emotional. If she feels something, it's permanent record. Trust me, it doesn't feel good to have that messed with.

Kelly knows what's up.

Dylan

Oh, you told her your life history.

Hey, don't worry about Kelly. Okay, Dylan?

Steve

I bet Jake's glad you're staying in town.

Kelly

I don't know. We might get together some time.

Dylan

Aww, Kelly ...

Kelly

Hey ... I might even get together with you.

Dylan

Really? I might just hold you to that.

Kelly

They're off in Paris having the time of their lives, and we're stuck here ... miserable.

Dylan

To tell you the truth, I'm not that miserable.

Kelly

To tell you the truth, neither am I.

Kelly

I can't just kiss a guy I've had a major crush on my whole life and pretend that it doesn't mean anything. ... I just don't know what.

Dylan

How bout, that we like each other?

Kelly

How bout, we were both feeling lonely and we went a little too far?

Dylan

I don't think you mean that. [he kisses her]

Kelly

So far, we kissed each other in your living room, in my cabana, and we got in the water today.

Dylan

So, what? You're makin' a list? [kisses her] There's another one.

Kelly

You're crazy.

Dylan

Eh, I've been accused of worse.