Brandon Walsh quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Brenda

What is that?

Brandon

It's my lucky hat!

Brenda

I'm sorry Brandon, but that is one nerdy-looking thing.

Brandon

Come on, I think it's cool.

Brenda

Well, maybe to a beaver!

Donna

I'll go too.

Brenda

Donna!

Donna

For, uh, the ride.

Kelly

Don't encourage them, alright?

Donna

There's, uh, something I need to get while we're out.

Brandon

Like what?

Steve

Yeah, like what?

Donna

Uh, uh, a feminine product, okay? Is everyone happy now?

Brandon

Actually, I'd say you're doing just fine.

I was, 'til I broke the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt not go out with Brenda Walsh's boyfriend."

Brandon

That's my fault, I was the one who told her.

Emily

It's not your fault, Brandon, and it's not Dylan's. It's not mine, either. If Brenda had a problem, she should have said something to me.

Brandon

She didn't really have a chance, things happened kinda fast.

Emily

So I like guys, so guys like me, what's wrong with that?

Dylan

Hey, did you bring your guitar?

Emily

Yeah, I did, it's in the living room.

Brandon

Oh, well go get it, we could use some music around here.

Emily

K.

Brenda

Oh great, a hootenanny.

Brandon

Brenda!

Brenda

Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to be rude.

Emily

Yes, you did. In fact, it seems like you're going out of your way to be rude to me, Brenda.

Brenda

Well Em, why don't you just go get your guitar, and bring it back in here, and we'll all gather 'round and swoon.

Emily

Hey! You're the one that invited me to this party, remember? If you want me to leave, just ask, I'll be happy to oblige.

Brenda

Oh and disappoint your fans? I wouldn't dream of it.

Dylan

Brenda!

Brenda

Dylan, stay out of it. This is between me and Emily.

Emily

Geez! This isn't Beverly Hills, it's Knot's Landing! When I got to school they should have given me a score card instead of a class schedule, so I could keep track of everyone's boyfriends.

Brenda

Oh yeah, like that would have made any difference.

Emily

Oh, grow up, Brenda! You, of all people, should know what it's like to be the new kid in school! All I was trying to do was make friends. I shouldn't have bothered.

Brandon

This is David, Donna, and Dylan.

David

You can just call us the three D's!

[talking about Hawaii] It's a great place to drop your inhibitions, Jim, you know? Grow a beard, swim naked.

Jim

How...alternative.

Brandon

Oh, come on, Dad, let's do it, let's just drop out for a while.

Cindy

Couple of weeks in Hawaii doesn't sound bad to me right now.

It is a magical place, you should have seen Dylan when he was there, it even mellowed him out.

Dylan

It didn't mellow me out, I was bored out of my gourd.

So, it doesn't seem like your brain's been totally fried by the sun out here.

Brandon

Well, what'd you expect?

Well, I thought that every other word would be like, "hey dude, like let's so catch some totally fun, gnarly, radical waves."

Andrea

Brandon, why is everybody staring at me, I mean, what's--what's wrong?

Brandon

Didn't you forget something?

Andrea

No, I-- [whispers] Oh my God! I forgot my clothes!

Brandon

Oh, wait, this Saturday I've gotta go dune bugging with Dylan. I can come home early though, if you want.

Andrea

Maybe I should go with you. I might break my neck and then I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore.

Emily

We'll just say we're another couple going as Brandon and Emily. Hey, just think how impressed they'll be with our masks.

Brandon

Well, I'm pretty impressed with your mask already.

Brandon

Look, David, we're putting out this issue with a tribute to Scott.

David

Why? So people can glance at it and then throw it in the garbage?

Brandon

No, so people can get some idea about who he was.

David

Look, he was a jerk, okay? He was a jerk who blew himself away, that's who he was. You don't know. You left early. You missed out on the fun part when he picked up a loaded gun and twirled it around like he was Wyatt Earp. You weren't there to see him goof up and bleed all over his mom's Persian rug.

Brandon

David, the microphone is on.

David

I don't care. No-one gave a rat's ass about Scott until he died and I was the worst one of all! He was my best friend and I dropped him! Because he wasn't cool like you or Kelly or Steve.

Brandon

David...

David

So they're looking at me. So what? They've been looking at me for days, Brandon! "Oh, poor David, is he going to be okay? I hope he hasn't cracked up yet." I can't even walk through the halls without someone in my face trying to cheer me up like they're my new best friend! Well, what about my old best friend? It doesn't matter what you write about him in that paper, Brandon. It doesn't matter what you say about someone once they're gone. What matters is how you treat them when they're still here. (pause) I guess you can quote me on that.

Steve

I was actually thinking of breaking down and asking Kelly to the dance. I think she deserves another chance.

Brandon

You're giving her another chance. Isn't she the one who broke up with you?

Steve

Yeah. But, I forgive her.

Brenda

Oh, if that's Kiefer Sutherland, tell him that I'm a little busy.

Brandon

[answering phone] Hello, Kiefer?

Brandon

Who would of thought Andrea Zuckerman would be leading the sexual revolution?

Brenda

Who would of thought Donna Martin would be leading the next sexual revolution?!

Brandon

Where is my Mr. Pony?

Brenda

You didn't have a Mr. Pony; you had a Mr. Lion and you lost him and cried for three days straight.

Brandon

You do have a good memory and if you ever tell anyone that I will kill you! [laughs and gives her a look]