Brandon Walsh quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Steve

She's here, she's here!

Brandon

What do I do?

Dylan

Answer the door.

Brandon

What do I say?

Dylan

I hear "hello" is really popular.

Brandon

Hel--lo.

Andrea

Brandon, hi! [laughs]

Brandon

Andrea, what are you doing here?

Steve

[to Dylan] Zuckerman, moonlighting?

Dylan

Nah...

Brandon

And how do you know so much about relationships?

Because I'm a girl and that's what girls do.

Brenda

How did they do it? how did they stay together for 20 years?

Brandon

Well, they still lock their door every Sunday night.

Of course, like the aborigines I am a firm believer in body language.

Brandon

Fortunately, I'm fluent in aborigine.

Brandon

For the past few hours, I've been thinking how much nicer it is to be square dancing with you than hiding out with Lucinda.

Kelly

If that's a line, then you know how to pick 'em.

Brandon

It's not a line.

Brandon

There's a guy at school named Josh Richland. He's a junior and he writes for the newspaper and... uh... he's been doing a little digging about me.

Jim

What skeletons could he possibly find in your closet?

Brandon

The female kind.

Jim

What's wrong with that? You're 19, you're single.

Brandon

And she's 26 and married.

Jim

I see.

Brandon

Actually, if you want to get technical about it, she got divorced, but that's not the worst about it.

Jim

Okay, go ahead and hit me. Nothing could shock me now.

Brandon

She's on the faculty.

Jim

I'm shocked.