Robin quotes from Batman

Batman

In fact, Mr. Wayne is taking Mrs. Harriet Cooper, a devotee of Miss Glaze's, backstage before the performance to meet the dazzling star.

Robin

While Dick Grayson, I suppose, stays home and works on his essay on glaciers?

Batman

Right again, Robin.

Robin

[to Carpet King] You must be that gentleman I've read about. Aren't you a king or something?

Batman

Robin, England has no king now. England has a queen, and a great lady she is, too.

Robin

To the batcave?

Batman

And up the batpoles.

Robin

The batpoles?

Batman

Even crimefighters need their sleep, Robin.

Robin

Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?

Batman

The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin.

Penguin

I don't know whether to call him "daddy" or just Commissioner.

Batman

If I were you, Penguin, I'd call help right now!

Robin

When we get through with you, Penguin, you'll be hollering "uncle" instead of "daddy"!

Robin

Batman, maybe I should stay home tonight. Homework, you know.

Batman

I think you should acquire a taste for opera, Robin, as one does for poetry and olives.

Robin

Holy mucilage!!

Batman

Things... are... about... to... get... stickier, Robin.

Batman

Of course! It's staring us right in our masks, Robin. That quote is on line 769 of Chapter 14, Scroll 32 of the 13th section of the works of Ramses the Bald, one of the many ancient and irreplaceable scrolls at the Gotham City library.

Robin

How could I have missed that one?

Commissioner, there are a bunch of flower children out here to see you.

Gordon

Flower children? Alright, send them...wait a minute, Bonnie, hold on, hold on a second.

Batman

We'll go down the window and go down the Batropes. Otherwise, we'll be mobbed.

O'Hara

Mobbed? In police headquarters?

Robin

The flower children think we're cool, man, like we turn 'em on, you know.

Batman

Yes, please be gentle with your visitors, Commissioner. Although it may not be understood by more literal minds, in their own way, they're doing what they can to correct the world's woes with love and flowers.

Batman

Go back outside and calm the flower children.

Robin

They'll mob me!

Batman

Groovy.

Robin

[about Batgirl] She's gone again! For once, Batman, let's follow her.

Batman

No, Robin. With my head sticking out of this neosaurus costume, I might not appear like an ordinary, run of the mill crime fighter.

Robin

[noticing Batgirl has gone] Oh no, Batgirl's not gone again?!

I just passed her in the ladies' locker room. Are you alright Skip?

I will be... as soon they put me and Joker on that reversearometer and reverse it!

Robin

Let's go!

Batman

Not you, Robin. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern.

Well, I think this calls for a cup of char at venerable Ireland Yard.

Robin

Char?

Batman

Yes, Robin, a colloquialism for tea.

Catwoman

Let no one say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world.

Batman

There are no fashion shows where you're going, Catwoman.

Robin

And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?

Batman

Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You'll know more about that in a couple of years.

Catwoman

No hero worth his salt would let a lady expire. It's foolproof I tell you - purrrfectly foolproof.