Pancakes are ready!
Pig, that's cement.
Ah. Then, I'm very ill.
How long does cement take to dry?
Oh, about this long. [dries the cement with a blowtorch] Voila! Instant speed bump! No hot-wheelin' grannies are gonna turn my friends into roadkill!
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Later that day, Otis hatched a plan. Get it? It's an egg episode, and I said "hatched"! I'm lonely!
[when a dinosaur hatches out of the egg] Dude, that's no giant chicken! That's a Godzilla!
[After Plucky has been struck down, seemingly dead.]
Looks like that last cheese ball did him in.
Oh, it wasn't the cheese ball. 'Twas beauty killed the beast.
No, I'm pretty sure it was the cheese ball.
EEric
[to Freddy and Peck] Know what I like about you guys? NOTHING!
Meanie!
Oh, it hurts!
EEric
[to Abby] You have beautiful hair, ON YOUR UPPER LIP!
Why'd you have to say that?!
EEric
[to Pip] How's the weather down there, SHORTY?!
But I'm taller than you. It still hurts!
[Everyone cries.]
Listen, wormy. What say you just get on your hate wagon and hit the road?
EEric
Okay, dugly! I called you "dugly", 'cause you're dumb AND ugly!
Yeah, that's great. Look, your little schoolyard taunts don't work on me, so why don't you just dive back into your hole, and leave us alone?
EEric
You have to hang bacon around your neck just so puppies will play with you!
[in tears] How did you know that?! I'm a nice guy! Why do I have to hang bacon around my neck?! [weeps] Don't look at me!
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