Guys, guys, we all agree that Mrs. Beady's driving us crazy. So, Pig's just gonna have to throw her out.
Oh, not me, Otis. I'm not good at delivering bad news.
[Flashback to Pig as a singing telegram to a man's house.]
You've been fired from your job, so you can't pay the bills, and by the way, your wife is leaving too!
Yoo-hoo! Look who's back! [Mr. Beady smiles, and gets up, about to hug her] And I brought a visitor. It's my mother!
[Otis enters, disguised as Mrs. Beady's mother.]
[sits back down] Yup. Things are about to get ugly.
MBMother Beady
You! I haven't seen you since you poisoned us last Thanksgiving! Turkey fondue? More like turkey fon-don't!
Lovely to see you too, dear. I didn't realize zombies could come out in the daylight.
MBMother Beady
And you look fabulous. I guess bloated is the new black.
[trying to feed Mr. Beady] Canary goes in the coal mine!
[fed up with his mother and Otis fighting over him] THAT'S IT! I'VE... HAD IT! OUT OF MY HOUSE, NOW!!!
MBMother Beady
But Nathan, you need your mama to take care of you!
I already got someone to take care of me! [points to Mrs. Beady] Her! The lesser of evils!
[whispers] Her name's Nora.
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