Back at the Barnyard · Season 1, Episode 20
“Otis for Mayor / Dummy and Dummier” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Otis (7), Freddy (3), Mrs. Beady (3), Pig (2), Abby (2), Pip (2), Peck (1), Hilly Burford (1)
[covering her face with steaks] Nathan, those talking animals attacked my face with bees!
That's terrible!
I know!
I was gonna eat them steaks.
We interrupt this program for a special report. Our beloved mayor has been frozen solid. He fell in the water while ice fishing. We're mayorless, people! MAYORLESS!
Nathan, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
That one day, I'll wake up screaming?
No, I'll run for mayor, and sign a decree banning those talking animals from the county... FOREVER!!!
[Mrs. Beady's campaign video.]
Ned Bovine has nice hair, and can break boards with his head. But did you know that he wants talking barnyard animals to raise your children? Nora Beady will put an end to the talking animal menace once and for all. Her secret police will lock them in circus cages and send them back to Monster Island where they belong.
I'm Nora Beady, and I'll get tough with talking animals. And I'll make you fudge!
Lies! All lies!
Dude, you need to take this fight into the gutter!
Don't do it, Otis. Don't sink to her level.
Don't worry, Abby. I won't. I'm going to go even lower!
That's my cow!
[Otis/Ned Bovine's campaign video.]
Nora Beady, your crazy eyes and ridiculous hair is not what the voters need. Why is it you can't understand this? Well, maybe it's because... YOU'RE NOT OF THIS EARTH! That's right. Nora Beady is an alien spawn from the volcanic netherworld of Planet Zorn, with mind-control fudge to harvest your precious human organs. It's time you tell the truth, Nora, or should I say... Mobile Flesh Unit Zelgrab X81?!
Paid for by the committee to crush Mrs. Beady like the alien spawn she is.
[Mrs. Beady has seen Otis' mustache fall off at the debate.]
Good people, something urgent has just come to my attention. I just discovered that my opponent, Ned Bovine, is a--
[coughs] Nutjob.
[scoffs] As I was saying...
[coughs louder]
Give me a break. You know what?
[cuckoo finger-twirl gesture] Whoooooo!
[louder] My opponent is a--
[blows raspberry]
[stammers]
[gargling water]
He's not a human being.
[noisily eating chips]
HE'S A TALKING ANIMAL!!!
So, Mr. Jinx, what's the hardest part about being a dummy?
Why don't you ask your pal, Otis? He's the biggest moron I know!
[The crowd laughs.]
[laughs, then gets confused] Huh?
But, I didn't...
Hey, Peck! Some tree fungus just called! It wants its personality back!
[The crowd laughs as Peck is shocked. A horse spits out his water.]
Why did the tubby, disgusting loser cross the road? To get away from Pig!
[The crowd laughs while Pig shows offense.]
Freddy, what's the big idea?! You could've killed me!
It wasn't me! Mr. Jinx did it!
Oh, really? Interesting. Well, perhaps Mr. Jinx would like to meet my hoof puppet, Señor Popo. [high-pitched voice] Hi, I'm Señor Popo, and if you ever throw an anvil at Otis' head again, he'll mess you up!
[gasps] Otis, your hoof puppet has a mind of its own too!
[growls]
Relax, Freddy. You're our friend, and nothing will ever change that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go vote on whether or not to banish you from the barnyard forever.
Termites?!
They were controlling the dummy all along!
But why, termites? What'd we ever do to you?
Hello?! The tree you made the dummy from was our home! When you destroyed it, we vowed vengeance!
Awkward! Still, did you have to go on a psychopathic rampage? That is so inappropriate.
Yeeaah, you're right. We went too far, but you know.
[doing stand-up comedy] So the platypus says, "At these prices, you won't get many more!"
[The others laugh.]
Boy, these earplugs are great! I can't hear a word he's saying.
What?!
[louder] I said, these earplugs are great!
No, I won't date your grandmother!
What?
I won't date Pig's grandma!
Thanks, I'm using a new shampoo!
What?!
I also enjoy monkeys!
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